Professional Wakeup Shoryuken Merchant - Cowboy Enthusiast - Single Digit IQ Haver - They/Them

Joined October 2019
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"Go to your local" is so passé. Go to other people's locals. Make them question why you're there. Make them slightly uncomfortable.
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Paid £6.80 for a pint and didn't flinch they've conditioned me 😔
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It's a friday once again! ❤️
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me and Torris ‘Tavern-Brawler’ Bloodstake were thinking about having a quiet one at the tavern tonight if you wanted to join later
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I got woken up by a fox in my room at half 5 this morning It was pretty chill
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Got Iraq in my family's world cup sweepstakes fml
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RIP Anthony Head I will watch the entirety of Buffy The Vampire Slayer in your honour
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It's a friday once again! ❤️
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in the brigand camp. straight up “stomping it”. and by “it”, haha, well. lets just say. gnome in a sack
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Day 3 of self destructive pubbing on work nights 💪
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Accomodation booking got cancelled by the property and their alternative offer was the same property starting from the same date but for 3 days longer and 3 times as expensive, love it
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Order a carlsberg Watch as they pour a Kronenbourg Too socially inept to do anything about it
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As it's Pride Month I'll admit to occasionally listening to Chappell Roan in between Pirate Metal and Mongolian throat singing 🗿
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2 pubs down on a Monday only 181 more to go bosh
I have decided that I will be embarking on a mighty quest to drink at least 1 pint in every pub in Portsmouth before the end of the year.
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Took an embarrassing amount of time to realise the "Fawcett Inn" is a very funny name
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