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17 Jun 2022
Stephen Curry is the only player in NBA history to ever win 3 MVPs in a single season. 😳
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No teams in NBA history is beating this team
Let’s try this again: Who wins in a series? 🤔
2026 Knicks or 2017 Warriors?
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I genuinely don't think we'll ever see a playoff run better than the 2017 Warriors
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Jun 12
The Warriors really had a superteam on the coaching staff bro
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Jun 11
They really refused to trade for OG because they didn’t want to give up a guy who never plays 😭
9 Feb 2023
REPORT: The Raptors wanted Jonathan Kuminga, other players and picks in return for OG Anunoby, via @CjHolmes22.
😳😳😳
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Jun 11
Why do I feel like OG is about to pull an Iggy and win Finals MVP over Brunson? 😭
Jun 11
Updated Favorites to win NBA Finals MVP on Kalshi:
57% — Jalen Brunson
27% — OG Anunoby
17% — Victor Wembanyama
Who deserves it?
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Jun 10
This team would sweep every single team in NBA history
Jun 10
Highest /- in a Single Playoff Run in NBA History:
245 — Karl-Anthony Towns (2026)
245 — Steph Curry (2017)
227 — Draymond Green (2017)
213 — Jalen Brunson (2026)
213 — Kobe Bryant (2001)
209 — LeBron James (2016)
Towns sits at a 15% chance on Kalshi to win Finals MVP.
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Jun 10
The only ethical hooper left in today’s NBA
Jun 9
NBA Most FT Attempts This Playoffs:
148 — SGA (15 GP)
145 — Wemby (20 GP)
124 — Harden (18 GP)
122 — Castle (21 GP)
114 — Cade (14 GP)
Shai has a 56% chance to extend his 20 PTS game streak to 165 games next season.
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Jun 9
There isn’t a single team in today’s NBA that’s beating this team
Who wins in a 7-game series? 🤔
2026 Knicks or 2017 Warriors?
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Jun 8
No joke, Wemby should be in the GOAT conversation if he somehow leads this Spurs team to win 4 of the next 5 games 😭
Jun 8
NEW: The Spurs now have just a 70% chance on Kalshi to get their 13th playoff win, meaning there's a 30% chance that the Knicks sweep them.
If the Knicks win 2 games at MSG, where does it rank among all-time great playoff runs?
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Jun 7
Steph was being guarded like this back in 2016 bro 😭💔
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Jun 7
KAT has been the best player in this series so far.
Jun 6
There are just 3 players with above a 1% chance to win NBA Finals MVP on Kalshi:
44% — Jalen Brunson
38% — Karl-Anthony Towns
18% — Victor Wembanyama
Who’s the current MVP through 2 games?
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Jun 6
The Warriors won 3 straight after Steph said this and went on to win the title after being down 2–1
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Jun 5
The Warriors having prime Steph, KD, Klay, and Draymond with the Oracle Arena crowd behind them was absolutely insane 😭
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