Disney Star Wars is Fake Star Wars
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We’re Star Wars fans. That means we like Star Wars.
We like The Acolyte
We like The Phantom Menace
We like Attack of the Clones
We like The Clone Wars
We like Revenge of the Sith
We like The Bad Batch
We like Solo
We like Obi-Wan Kenobi
We like Star Wars Rebels
We like Andor
We like Rogue One
We like A New Hope
We like The Empire Strikes Back
We like Return of the Jedi
We like The Mandalorian
We like The Book of Boba Fett
We like Skeletom Crew
We like Ahsoka
We like The Mandalorian and Grogu
We like The Force Awakens
We like The Last Jedi
We like The Rise of Skywalker
Being a fan is fundamentally and objectively about finding something you like in the thing you call yourself a fan of.
Yes. You can like some things more than others. And you can be critical of some things.
But if you claim to be a fan while in the same breath claiming that “George Lucas r€£^> my childhood,” or “Disney Star Wars isn’t Star Wars,” or “Anyone who likes the Sequel Trilogy is retarded,” you are not a Star Wars fan.
And if that is you, I welcome your hateful comments below and quote reposts. It will make it much easier for me to mute your account so I never have to read your filthy garbage again.
And if you’ve read all the way to this point and find yourself agreeing that we can like all Star Wars while still having some Star Wars we like better than others, and because that is your framework, I welcome you sharing the title of your favorite Star Wars below. We will follow back and welcome the spirited yet friendly conversation to come about a galaxy far, far away.
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Knights of Melvin retweeted
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You've been wrong from the get go
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Not Only do the Disney SHILLS love using Elon Musk's "Nazi Platform" X. They also support MAGA #ThisIsTheWay @StarWarsExplain @MollieDamon @NewRockstars @bigdaddyankee @Ky1eKatarn
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Knights of Melvin retweeted
May 22
"Grab your dolly and a nice Soy Latte (Extra Soy) and go see The Mandalorian and Grogu!"
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Disney Shill Copes for #TheMandalorianAndGrogu
•It’s bad but it’s FUN!
•Your expectations are too high
•You’re a man
•You’re old
•It’s just a stupid movie about an alien muppet baby anyways
•It won’t flop. The advertising budget is nonexistent
•People that hate it are terminally online
•As long as I feel something it’s okay if the film is trash
•You’re not a Star Wars fan if you don’t like it
•You’re not a Star Wars fan if you want the movie to fail
•It’s okay it doesn’t progress the story
•My stupid dad liked it, so it’s good
•My retard normie friends liked it
•The next generation of fans are more important than producing a quality film
•Grogu is a compelling character
•It’s okay to be unemployed
•Pronouns in bio are important
•If I simp for the feminist women in SWTWT I might be able to submit my application to take them out on a date
•Influencers are not bought and paid for by the Mouse
•I hate that Darth Melvin guy
•Disney Star Wars is the true Star Wars canon
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Disney Shills doing damage control this weekend for #TheMandalorianAndGrogu
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The Shills are coping hard and really moving the goalposts with this one 😂 Don't worry about #TheMandalorianAndGrogu Fake Kyle's Dad liked it! 🤣#DisneyShill #Trash #Flop
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Disney is releasing a Rey novel and a Kylo Ren comic book this summer. They’re not retconning the sequels. Anyone pushing that in 2026 is still coping, grifting with hopium, ignoring the existence of The Acolyte and all the other terrible shows. They are also closet Disney lovers. They don’t want Disney to fail. After all the years of shitting on this IP, pandering to pronoun freaks, years worth of bad content, they’re still rooting for Rey Loving Filoni to fix their fake Star Wars? Complete Failure is the only option. It’s what Disney deserves 100%. Cancel your Communist Plus. Boycott #TheMandalorianAndGrogu Don’t buy tickets to their charity event, 50th anniversary in 2027. Boycott Starfighter.
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Where to begin… #TheMandalorianAndGrogu is one of the worst Star Wars movies ever. It’s on par with the awful sequel trilogy. Grogu eats food the entire film. Din Djarin is a side character, trash arc. The plot is pedestrian. Peak Garbage! Don’t waste your time #ThisIsNotTheWay
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Knights of Melvin retweeted
May 15
#TheMandalorianAndGrogu is one of the weakest Star Wars movies.
An emotionless, predictable experience that doesn't push Din Djarin anywhere interesting. Dull, unexciting fight scenes; just CGI monsters. Action figures mashed together.
A long, colorless made-for-TV movie.
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Kathleen Forever Lingering 😂 Disney hates you. They always will. Stop supporting #FakeStarWars #ThisIsNotTheWay
This is the Way.
Pedro Pascal, Sigourney Weaver, Kathleen Kennedy, and Jon Favreau at the UK fan event. Experience the film in theaters and IMAX on May 22. Get tickets now. Fandango.com/StarWarsTheMand…
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🚨 Several Disney cruise ship staff members were reportedly arrested in April as part of a larger federal investigation into child sexual abuse material (CSAM) crimes.
Read more: bit.ly/4whDNkf
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Knights of Melvin retweeted
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Maul RUNNING AWAY from Vader when he has a 3 on 1 advantage. Great job Disney 😆🤣😂
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This may have the Disney Shills on Twitter X & Reddit crying more than Disney Maul Jab Lord.... It Was ALL Canon | Star Wars Expanded Universe | Power Metal Music Video rumble.com/v79fywk-it-was-al…
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Knights of Melvin retweeted
May 3
Disney Lucasfilm clearly realizes their biggest shill influencers have the mindset of 7 year old children. As you can see by this CRINGE invitation to The Mandalorian & Grogu premiere. #ShillAccess
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Leslye Headland, The Acolyte’s Creator, Showrunner, Executive Producer & Director, is a longtime Star Wars fan. She even wrote fan fiction in high school!
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Knights of Melvin retweeted
Apr 30
It's so fun to watch Unemployed Disney SHILLS meltdown over the CANON Star Wars Expanded Universe daily. Disney Wars is so great to them that they spend virtually no time talking about it. They just Cope & Seeth & try to discredit the EU because they know Disney Wars is TRASH!
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Knights of Melvin retweeted
Apr 29
Joshy Boy @JoshDenofNerds , The Den of Abeloth, Den of Vong, Den of Doomsday, Den of 1 Hour notice, Mr Give Me $500 is trying to re-write his history in Real Time on Twitter. Let's take a look at how right about Disney Wars he was over the years. #disneyshill #reylo #fakeleaks
Apr 28
I've been right about Marvel and Star Wars for years... It really didn't matter that ppl got mad while I was explaining it...
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Knights of Melvin retweeted
Apr 28
I never thought a fan could be so excited for a rumored Mystique casting, but with his history loving men pretending to be women I guess it's understandable for SHILL Trooper @ScriptTrooper
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