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The Matchbox 1987 black convertible Corvette is my spirit animal.
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Today’s (bonus) Niche DC Character is Mogo the Bat-Ape!
He was a circus gorilla who briefly joined forces with Batman and Robin.
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Chances are that he's only that fat because people gave him food in the first place.
The establishment that gave the monkey the literal and metaphorical fruits of his labor is the some one that literally and metaphorically beats him when he tries to enjoy it.
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It isn't copying the Spiderverse art-style again, so it's immediately more promising than a majority of animated films coming out right now.
New look at ‘RAY GUNN’, directed by Brad Bird (‘The Incredibles’)
The film follows a private inspector drawn into a case involving aliens & murder all in the alternate futuristic city Metropia.
(Source: @empiremagazine)
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You will never be gay. You will never be queer. You are a cis-het woman twisted by yaoi into a crude mockery of Satan's perfection. You go to a pride parade and everyone there sees you and thinks to themselves, "Wow, she is such a good ally!"
I'm legit 5 years on T but people don't believe me because they think T makes trans men ugly and disgusting.... I love being a little gender gremlin that confuses people
I never got to experience feeling pretty until now. Let tboys be girlypop
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Europeans will make fun of Americans for not owning electric kettles and then offhandedly reveal that they themselves don't own a clothes dryer.
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The rube who believes the phrase "rape and pillage" refers to sexual assault:
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vikings were famous for their protection of the innocent and opposition to sexual violence
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Paleontologist necromancer at work.
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FREEZE EUROCUCK, IDENTIFY YOURSELF
Wiggapoleon, Wiggapoleon Wiggaparte
SPEAK AMERICAN PANSY
I am the ruler of Wiggerborea,you could say I'm the Emperor of the Wiggers,the head honcho.
THE ONLY WIGGER KING I SERVE IS DONALD J TRUMP HOORAH
Yes but can he beat box?
I...I GUESS
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A hamburger, medium fry, and large soda are around 350 calories each, totalling 1,050 calories, over half of your daily recommended intake.
Just get the burger and if you're still hungry, eat a cucumber. It'll fill you up and it's 95% water, so it'll help keep you hydrated.
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