Writer, guitarist, Pointless champ, QPR sufferer, elephant photographer. Words in @Independent @TheTimes @BBC @theipaper @Telegraph @Esquire @NationalTrust
Joined January 2010
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Jan 23
Saw what you like about Clacton's finest, he's been bang on the money about Trump over the past few years 👌 @nigel_farage
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Jan 23
*Say* what you like even.
Farage oddly quiet on the Trump NATO frontline lie matter.
At least we know where Reform's loyalties lie (@coldwarsteve)
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Jan 22
Most eye-opening thing from this year’s #TheTraitors has been the state of that cue ball on the castle’s snooker table. Disgraceful.
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Jan 15
The only problem of welcoming Robert Jenrick into your party is that you now have Robert Jenrick in your party
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Under Pressure.
David Bowie (1996)
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Jan 10
Lest we forget, 10 years ago this evening, the most epic crossed wires in human death-announcement history
#DavidBowie
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How did no one pick up on Rachel's sly stitch-up move on Ross last night with the ‘gotcha’ turret question – the clearest Traitor move if ever there was one at the Round Table.
And now they're laughing at Fiona's suggestion that she is one 🤦♂️ #TheTraitors
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She's really mastered the if-looks-could-kill look tbf
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This has been the worst 3-0 victory I've ever seen.
Kolli's face after scoring the 2nd said it all
#qpr
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#LondonFireworks were as epic as ever but I still think drone light displays, like this one in China, are the way ahead. Maybe for NYE 2026 Sadiq Khan
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29 Dec 2025
Flossie, the oldest living cat in the world, turned 30 today, or 136 in human years.
Despite being deaf and poorly sighted, her owner says Flossie is still playful and curious.
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22 Dec 2025
Never mind Driving Home for Christmas, languid banger On The Beach showed Chris Rea could encapsulate summer as neatly as the festive season. Still stands up almost 40 years later ☀️
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22 Dec 2025
The contrast between his suave singing style and natural speaking voice was always impressive x.com/FarOutMag/status/20031…
#ChrisRea
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21 Dec 2025
This is why you should always trust your cat…
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17 Dec 2021
Don't think much of this new version of Shaky's Merry Christmas Everyone. Bit depressing
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9 Dec 2025
Something about late winners at Loftus Road in December x.com/i/status/1870515614655… @QPR_Boz
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22 Nov 2025
With Stone Roses' Mani sadly passing, a truly underrated bassist I think, and Ian Brown having long blocked me on here over a stupid covid dispute in '21, it feels like an end of an era, and a world away from the epic 2012 Heaton Park homecoming. Feeling quite sad about it all 😕
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2 Dec 2025
Wrote about their fellow Mancs for FT's 'Life of a Song' series: True Faith, one of my fave tracks ( vids) of the 80s MTV era, with an interesting genesis tale behind it, I thought anyway. Always nice to do some music writing either way 🎼 ft.com/content/40d4400a-190e… #spotifywrapped
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