anti-AI chaotic neutral spoonie bi. a horrible goose of a person. a dire threat to the American people and our way of life. books. SFF/H. games. they/them.
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3 Oct 2023
Hey, folks, my work calendar's looking pretty empty, and I've got bills to pay and cats to feed. Open to MG, YA, and adult fiction projects of any length. Room for short beta reads, lengthy copyedits, and everything in between. Signal boosts appreciated. kristianwriting.com/editing-…
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I spent six hours yesterday writing a poem, and it was difficult, but by the end I was in tears because the experience was so creatively rewarding. No one will ever be moved to tears by inputting a prompt into a chatbot. Don’t surrender the most rewarding parts of living.
Apr 30
Writing is going to be a superpower soon. Not literary mastery, not being Shakespeare or Wordsworth or Lewis. I mean being able to express yourself spontaneously & coherently in paragraphs (or speech!) without an automated Wormtongue in your ear telling you what to think and say.
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Apr 30
bad writing is how you get good at writing. the more you discourage people from writing what they want or scare them about “fanfic prose” the more you are depriving the world of art. One cannot have their cake and eat it too. Go open that doc if you want good fanfic. Come on.
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it scares the hell out of me that books (or any piece of media really) can no longer leave things implicit or hinted at. if it's not said word for word, spoon-fed, people simply don't understand/accept it as facts from the story. & i blame that on chatgpt and sheep mentality.
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Apr 19
Don Bluth, creator of The Land Before Time and All Dogs Go To Heaven, famously said that kids can handle anything in a film so long as you put a happy ending on it and he was and always has been completely right.
Apr 17
90’s dads were like “ yeah my six year old can handle terminator 2: judgment day “
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Entirety fucking economy is collapsing, people are setting their jobs on fire, homelessness is exploding, food is impossible to afford, but no focus on the smallest minority in the country you disgusting, garbage fucks. May you all experience the pain of trans people tenfold
Apr 12
House Republicans push bill forcing states to stop acknowledging trans people in schools
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I'm sorry Bioshock Infinite. You were in fact, right on the money.
Apr 13
President Trump posts an AI-generated image depicting himself as Jesus on Truth Social
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If you're using AI to write essays, eulogies, your wedding vows (!), I do think less of you as a person. Ceding your mental and creative abilities to a machine is an embarrassing thing and people should be ashamed to admit doing it in public.
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Mar 20
"Living without ai is an impossible utopia" bruh we were living it like 5 years ago and we were doing just fine without that shit. You're letting your brain be cooked on slow heat. And your planet too. In exchange for wrong answers and shitty pics.
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Mar 9
You see, we could have western ghibli, but producers are a bunch of cowards.
Daniel Chong has shared a 2D animation test for ‘HOPPERS’ created 6 years ago when the film was in early development.
Animation by Lorenzo Fresta.
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Mar 8
fascinating that at the time of gamergate, the argument against anita sarkesian was that depictions of violence against women/mysognistic tropes dont encourage real life misogyny. and now they just openly admit to fantasizing about beating women.
Mar 6
Crimson Desert allows you to punch women.
I have never been more ready to preorder in my life.
Finally a game that gives gamers what they want.
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The “third space” for teens in the 2000s was the manga aisles of Borders and Barnes and Noble. You grab a new manga, lay on the floor, and read away while people walked around you
im still trying to figure out what the mythical “third space for teens” is that was apparently 100% free, abundantly entertaining, provided food/snacks and wasn’t educational. people keep talking about this place like it existed but never can give an example of what it was 😭
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MOURN THE MASS MARKET PAPERBACK
Feb 23
Books should cost about $5
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It’s funny how we are constantly having the “should writers have to read?” discourse, when the question should be “why are you even writing stories if you don’t like them?”What made you want to create something you’ve never enjoyed?
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Big news. I wrote a biography on Nobuo Uematsu and it drops this Fall. It is jam-packed with some seriously amazing revelations the public has never heard about, from and about the Final Fantasy composer, as shared by himself and those closest to him. Get ready.
Announcement: The legendary Final Fantasy composer goes on the record in this intimate biography! Featuring a foreword by Hironobu Sakaguchi and written by James Mielke, Nobuo Uematsu: On the Record releases Fall 2026.
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Feb 20
This is a crime. If you read the Board of Peace charter, you understand it has nothing to do with the American government; it's a private entity Trump created for his own enrichment. This is an impeachable offense, and if this country were not broken he would be gone by tomorrow.
BREAKING: In an extraordinary and illegal move, Trump says he’s transferring $10 billion from the U.S. government to his “Board of Peace,” which he chairs and can use the funds as he wishes.
Where is Congress???
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i hate that critical thinking is becoming associated with being pretentious and elitist. criticism is deemed as unnecessary hate because people refuse to look at the political and social implications of the media they consume, whether it be a book or a film.
Feb 15
Wuthering Heights is SO good when you don’t have an English major in your ear telling you it’s nothing like the book
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Feb 11
suzanne collins was 46 when she wrote the hunger games. philip pullman was 49 when he wrote northern lights. diana wynne jones was 53 when she wrote howl's moving castle. you'll be fine if you dont get a nyt bestseller by 20 chill out babe life doesn't end in your 30s
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Discord will age-restrict users from certain features starting next month unless the user sends a face scan or ID.
(Source: theverge.com/tech/875309/dis…)
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So the East Wing of the White House is destroyed, it can never be replaced, and trump can’t put his precious ballroom there either. But he *did* pocket $400M in bribes from his “donors” to build…absolutely nothing. If that doesn’t thoroughly enrage you, check your fucking pulse.
Feb 9
Of course he stole the money.
Community note
Sharon Harris-Northcutt posted this on Facebook on Feb 8th. As of that date the judge had not yet ruled on the White House Ballroom case. The claims the $400M "disappeared" or "never existed", or that the GSA had to "hire a construction company" are fabricated.
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seeing phrases like “astonishingly bad” and “dreadfully dull” headlining the first drop of wuthering heights reviews, emily you have been avenged yet again
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