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Kuma🐻 @Kuma

Cruising the world. I follow back when you interact. Yes I know what kuma means in Swahili. Worth noting I'm not in Swahili speaking parts of Africa

Joined February 2007
  • Tweets 44,600
  • Following 521
  • Followers 2,000
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Kuma🐻@Kuma
3 Feb 2021
Hey Twitter. I’m out.

ALT Hulk Hogan Mic Drop GIF

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Kuma🐻@Kuma
4 Nov 2024
Hello @AppleSupport this new blue icon has appeared on my iPad (running 18.2). It is undocumented; are you able to clarify its meaning. Thanks
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Kuma🐻@Kuma
12 Apr 2024
Tipping in the US is out of control. It used to be a few $1 bills. Now it’s around $10 just for a solo lunch. Tipflation is definitely a thing.
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Kuma🐻@Kuma
7 Mar 2024
Just had some minor surgery. Post op recovery. A lie down and some ice cream. This should always be the remedy to everything
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⚓️Chris 🔱@SeaBreezeBear
6 Mar 2024
Playing modern warfare on my Xbox over cruise ship wifi. I need some kind of taunt to players I kill “killed by a bloke over 50 on cruise ship wifi 😝 “
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Kuma🐻@Kuma
5 Mar 2024
I fail as an Aussie. I recognised about 4 people in the Kia Tasman Ute. 🛻 ad. Waugh, Boon, Watson, Langer. That was it.
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Kuma🐻@Kuma
4 Mar 2024
BTC approaching ATH. This thing is a cockroach. Nuke it and it comes back harder and stronger.
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Kuma🐻@Kuma
27 Feb 2024
The old Melbourne hook turn just played out in front of me. Who ever dreamed that turning right from the left lane was a good idea 🤦🏼‍♂️
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Kuma🐻@Kuma
22 Feb 2024
Dan Andrews Lockdown coming back to haunt Victoria? apple.news/A3uherX-7SjKi_jRK…

Record number of Victorians dying by suicide in 2023 alarms experts

Suicide deaths in Victoria rose 85.7 per cent in 2023 for people aged under 18, alarming mental health experts who have called for urgent action.

apple.news
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Kuma🐻@Kuma
6 Feb 2024
It seems that nobody today knows what “infamous” means
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Kuma🐻@Kuma
28 Jan 2024
$10 bet that he would break 240.5 and he did. Only just. 😅 #chiefs #nfl
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Kuma🐻@Kuma
28 Jan 2024
iPhone 15 Ceramic Shield | Swoop | Apple youtu.be/XiAeKmT4QY4?si=kbpZ… via @YouTube Australian iPhone ad. A first for me
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Kuma🐻@Kuma
23 Jan 2024
Just seen a woman in Blundstone boots, leggings and a rugby jersey. I haven’t seen women dress this way since the mid 90s. I find myself rather attracted to her. 😂
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Kuma🐻@Kuma
14 Jan 2024
The @MiamiDolphins would have a better chance in Taiji than they do in Kansas City tonight. They have been snap frozen. 🥶 🏈 Mahomes and Gang already got this in the bag. #nfl #ChiefsKingdom
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Kuma🐻@Kuma
12 Jan 2024
I miss Falcon and Commodore cabs. I keep banging my head on the roof of Camrys. Best vehicle today (for such a job) is RAV4 or Model Y (don’t get me started on the Model 3 way too small)
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Kuma🐻@Kuma
19 Dec 2023
Need DK Metcalf to have a blinder @Seahawks, not that his in my fantasy. But if he does better @Eagles Smith then that will be mean I have a better win ratio in fantasy and I go to the finals. Don’t really care about the result so much just that Metcalf has a cracking game.
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Kuma🐻@Kuma
30 Nov 2023
Great day in Cairns/Kuranda
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Kuma🐻@Kuma
30 Nov 2023
Giving thanks to @fleetwoodmac for all the music. This year I couldn’t stop listening to Albatross. #SpotifyWrapped open.spotify.com/artist/08GQ…

Fleetwood Mac

Artist · 53.4M monthly listeners.

open.spotify.com
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Kuma🐻@Kuma
23 Nov 2023
From paddock to boardroom Australian Rugby 🏉 is a total shitshow.
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Kuma🐻@Kuma
21 Nov 2023
Not going to lie. I am excited by the election result in Argentina. It will be an experiment I get to see in real time.
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Kuma🐻@Kuma
20 Nov 2023
Argentina’s wild ride is going to get wilder. Be fascinating to watch 👀 🍿
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