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Joined June 2018
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Get Ready with Me for a New York Knicks watch party! #nba
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New York City got a NEW Representative: Curtis Snowa!
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Calling it now. Jake Paul loses but goes the entire fight.
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Ayoooo thank you. This is dope! Peep the press for Tales from a New Yorker.
Give yourself a good reason to #laughatlife courtesy of comedian @KunalCArora comedy special #talesfromanewyorker WATCH IT NOW: weownthelaughs.com/2025/12/k… #weownthelaughs #wotl #comedyspecial #laughatlife
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If your Spotify wrapped age is older than you are, it means you had a decent relationship with either or both of your parents. Ain’t no way YOU discovered the 60s, Magellan.
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The Saudi Riyadh Comedy Festival should have steve rannazzisi because he too also has loose ties to 9/11.
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I was asked to perform at the Riyadh Comedy Festival in Saudi Arabia but only if I could bring 10 journalists.
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Posting words on X is pretty worthless cuz it’s like how am I gonna compete with videos of people getting beat up and car accidents?!
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Travis Kelce’s net worth is 70 million. Taylor Swift’s net worth is 1.6 billion. Yes ladies, you’re ALL gonna have to settle.
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Confederate Flags can be HELPFUL. Call me an optimist. I see the glass at half mast.
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The notifications on Twitter be like: Hey! We found everything that’ll make you mad. Enjoy.
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Bought 3 tickets for the Powerball. I’m pretty sure I’m gonna win it. Pretty excited to “act” poor for a change.
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It would be funny if Dean Cain joined ICE and then they deported him because well he ain’t all that American either:
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Don’t send me back to moms… #NYC
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SHOCKING confessions from a White Collar Crime Attorney. He kept spilling it…
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My entire feed is the same shit over and over again. Something Sydney Sweeney wore. Spiders in Australia. The one chef whose dad opened the jar for her. This is a looping hell of my own creation.
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I see the emoji 🧵 and I know I’m in for a wild ride with an ending I won’t see coming! (Someone asking me to follow them)
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If I was on the red carpet interviewing celebrities, my last question would be “May I get $100?” just to see who generous like that…
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