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Tom Byrne @Kylar

“That’s a load bearing yak you’re shaving.“ Forensic Cryptoscatologist @ The Fruit Company. He/Him

Joined February 2008
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Tom Byrne@Kylar
26 May 2020
Today marks 71 years since I started at Apple in 2006.
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Tom Byrne@Kylar
22 Aug 2025
Knock Knock. Who's there? UDP. UDP Who?
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Tom Byrne@Kylar
28 Feb 2024
Every day is Anxiety Awareness Day if you have anxiety.
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Tom Byrne@Kylar
26 Feb 2024
I don’t remember there being ⁦@barenakedladies⁩ Albums named Asian Kick or Hot-Honey Garlic. Although if there were, I would definitely buy them.
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Stephen Robles
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25 Jan 2024
In addition to huge changes regarding the App Store EU and cloud gaming apps globally, iOS 17.4 is also bringing native transcription support for Apple Podcasts! Stay tuned for more…
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MrBeast
@MrBeast
22 Jan 2024
I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made) I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours
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Tom Byrne@Kylar
27 Jun 2023
Hey @VancityReynolds - I'm trying to prove that not all Canadians know each other. Can you confirm that we don't know each other? (And specifically that we didn't get together to watch the filthy Bruins beat the Canucks in 2011?)
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Tom Byrne@Kylar
4 May 2023
Today’s Cocktail: The Michael Scott. Scotch & Splenda. Tastes like Splenda, gets you drunk like Scotch.
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Tom Byrne@Kylar
19 Apr 2023
I just heard a sound and told my 12 year old “That sounds just like the Emergency Broadcast System” from TV. He looked confused and said “what?!” They don’t know. None of them know. Oh sweet summer children.
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Tom Byrne@Kylar
19 Apr 2023
Sure, Sisyphus has his issues, but by now I'm betting he's RIPPED!
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Tom Byrne@Kylar
24 Mar 2023
I'm in a meeting that would be a classic commercial for the reading of The Mythical Man Month.
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Tom Byrne@Kylar
15 Mar 2023
Would you say you had a plethora of piñatas?
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Tom Byrne@Kylar
17 Feb 2023
What do I do at work? I’m in DevOops. No, not DevOps. Those people fix things.
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Tom Byrne@Kylar
9 Feb 2023
Sometimes I forget how hard it@is to learn a new programming language. I’m trying to learn Starlark and it’s just different enough from python to keep throwing me for a loop.
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Tom Byrne@Kylar
9 Feb 2023
Do things ever get recombobulated?
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Tom Byrne@Kylar
30 Jan 2023
If the 49ers had somehow pulled out a win, they’d have been left with no choice but to have re-signed Colin Kapernick for the Super Bowl.
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Tom Byrne@Kylar
23 Jan 2023
Can confirm that Denise's SketchNotes are *amazing*. I followed them during QCon a while ago and they are outstanding.
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may-li khoe ✨@mayli
19 Jan 2023
being a manager is a level of responsibility that imo is not given the weight it should be. it’s a promo it’s not a promo we all lead etc like no, you literally have the power to move life-changing amounts of capital toward some ppl and away from others can we talk about that ?!
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Tom Byrne@Kylar
19 Jan 2023
I really want a way to tell my iPhone: I want notifications for App X during these hours, and not otherwise.
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Tom Byrne@Kylar
12 Jan 2023
How does it feel to be an expert in a dying field?
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