my trajectory is crystal clear, I can see it in the stars โ€ข he/him

Joined November 2012
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Hi there. The music video I directed is available to watch now. Enjoy. youtu.be/v5O81FOBxp0

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Hit em with the
Larry David reacts to the now forgotten Josh Hart miss.
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Iโ€™m not gonna lie it has been getting harder and harder to hop up out of bed and turn my swag on
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Extremely annoying discourse going on in a group chat Iโ€™m in
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Redditreich
Today, we remember a legend. On this day in history, Harambe would have celebrated another birthday. An icon that became part of internet history, American culture, and an entire generationโ€™s timeline. Tomorrow marks 10 years since we lost him. Ten years since the moment the world stopped scrolling and collectively mourned something bigger than a meme. He became a symbol of loyalty, strength, chaos, unity, and the strange beauty of the internet bringing millions of people together for one cause: never forgetting Harambe. Everyone remembers where they were when they heard the news. And somehow, a decade later, his legacy still lives on. Gone, but never forgotten. Rest easy to a true patriot. ๐Ÿ•Š๏ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ May 27, 1999 โ€” May 28, 2016 Forever in our hearts.
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The G train is allergic to stopping at 15th Street-Prospect Park, for some reason
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Kyle Sherry ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ retweeted
when woke takes your swag
Oliver Reed in the Devils you have to stop. Your mustache too hard. Your swag too different. Your bitches too bad. Theyโ€™ll kill you Oliver Reed
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Fine. I will manage the New York Mets
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Seeing my friend Jeff again this summer
NEW YORK CITY PEOPLE / ALL PEOPLE OF EARTH ๐ŸŒ BIG ULTRA-LONG GIG SEPTEMBER 19TH ON THE ROOF OF PIER 17 ๐Ÿ—ฝ ON SALE TOMORROW APRIL 24TH 9 AM. PLAYING WORRY. FRONT TO BACK AND ALSO ANOTHER 2 HOURS DURING THE LAST WEEKEND OF THE SUMMER AS THE SUN SETS OVER THE RIVER SICK
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WORLD SERIES BACK ON!!!!! LFGM
METS WIN! #LGM #MetsWin
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Friedlandโ€™s Curse will haunt Citi Field for decades to come
funniest part of the game tonight was adam friedland uncredited on the jumbotron
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Met up with my close personal friend Dr. Al-Hashimi tonight
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If Zohran pardons Darius McCollum then he would be the greatest mayor since LaGuardia
So I looked it up and literally the MTA employees multiple times would give him their shifts because they knew him so well. And he did the job so well, passengers loved him. Meanwhile instead of hiring him like companies did with Frank Abagnale, heโ€™s been on jail since 2018
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James Baldwin hit the nail on the head when he said โ€œAmericans have no sense of doomโ€. No one born after 1945 ever thinks โ€œitโ€ can happen here. Things will never be *that* bad. We donโ€™t even have an idea of what *that* even is or what it means. We all will know very soon though.
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Incredible things are happening in Australia
โ€˜Succulent Chinese mealโ€™ speech added to Australiaโ€™s National Film and Sound Archive | Music | The Guardian theguardian.com/music/2026/mโ€ฆ
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Got to see the great Meiko Kaji in person yesterday, genuinely awesome experience
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TEAM OF DESTINY!!!! WORLD SERIES BACK ON!!!!
The Mets knocked Paul Skenes out of his Opening Day start in the first inning
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Worthless pig nation
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*choking back tears* Nice hit, Pete
Pete Alonsoโ€ฆ BALTIMORE ORIOLE
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Kyle Sherry ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ retweeted
The US cutting off oil to Cuba is truly one of the most depraved acts it is possible to imagine. Hospitals will close, food production will collapse, people will starve. It is urgent for US citizens, and every sane person, to oppose this barbarism with all their might.
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