Joined July 2020
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My dick doxx is on the internet and the first one to find it I’ll give 100$ ready set GO
This isn’t a joke. Thank you ex wife.
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Can’t sleep so I’m gonna jump on my bed like I did when I was 7, hit my head on my ceiling, and knock myself out that way instead
If you don’t hear from me in the morning j know it worked better than expected
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I let myself treat myself to something sweet once a week. This week: Snickers bar
Vein down.
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Idk if it’s just me but I lose weight after drinking because I get so violently hungover and dehydrated. I wanna drink so bad rn but don’t wanna lose gains.
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Just prepared an ungodly amount of food for the week, bulking on a budget is brutal but I’m a fantastic cook
Just wish I didn’t have to cook every single meal I have for myself. I need a wife.
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Well guess I need to find a firearm.
I’ll never see the appeal outside of the World Cup
If every World Cup game ends in a draw today I’m shooting my television
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Why is my TikTok FYP only viral videos and not my usual sports and Star Wars edits? I’m about ready to delete the app after dealing with this for a day
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The urge to get up and join the military randomly pops into my head weekly
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If every World Cup game ends in a draw today I’m shooting my television
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New ID came and it’s the best ID photo I’ve ever take.
No I totally didn’t spend ten minutes working on my stare down.
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And now my roommates have used all my panoxyl and shaving cream THANKS GUYS
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100 follower trying to see how much I pee at once doxx
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Buddy wants to buy an AK-47 now for protection as if his dumbass didn’t leave the door unlocked
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My damn roommate just smoked a cig outside with the door open and the entire upstairs smells now. If he does ts again im going to pee in his hand rolled cig container.
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It feels like everyone I ever knew in high school goes to my gym and I’m thinking of leaving because I just failed a PR in front of about six of em
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Wordle 1822 4/6
Easy day after yesterday
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