Texan. Gators. Astros.
Joined March 2009
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May 26
I’ll never forgive Christian Walker for 2011, but it sure is fun to see him play for the Astros
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Arian Foster? The podcaster?
May 3
Had Arian foster on a podcast last year and he was explaining how he fumbled in a game one time and said “he made a great play.. the other guys get paid too” and I was like damn that’s it right there lol
The other guys get paid too
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Apr 22
Year one in the books 🫡
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Apr 12
This was fascinating, in a bad way. How can a commentator make an argument that the first pitch of an at-bat doesn’t really matter?
Apr 12
John Smoltz's take on Walker calling for an ABS challenge is awful
It doesn’t take a rocket scientist to know that your chances of reaching base are drastically lower in a pitcher's count versus a hitter's count
Someone, please, get him off the broadcast
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Mar 25
Lord, do for me what you have done for others
Dude snuck an entire bottle of Fairlife chocolate milk into the movie theater
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Mar 21
The PEE DEE ICE CATS of the #FPHL has their Ownership come out and announce that the game has been cancelled at 8:21 of the 1st Period. An embarrassing announcement is made. #HockeyX @Squwearley
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.@ABREG_1 bracket!
Florida back-to-back 🏆
Miami (OH) ➡️ Sweet 16
Cal Baptist ➡️ Sweet 16
#MarchMadness
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Mar 14
Welcome to the family!
Ryan Pressly is joining @SpaceCityHN as the newest pregame and postgame analyst. Catch him tonight during the Houston Astros Spring Training game at 5.
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Walter Clayton Jr. could not be stopped in the 2025 NCAA Tournament 🤯 @GatorsMBK
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Mar 1
GOOOOO GATORS!! 🐊
@GatorsMBK are the SEC Champs!! They’ve got some SWEET tees and caps made right here in the swamp
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Feb 25
Alma Mater has expanded! We’ve moved our retail to the corner of the same shopping center. If you’re in Gainesville, stop in and see the new spot! 🐊🐊🐊🐊 #GoGators
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Jan 31
The glue guys always appreciate the managers
Jan 30
Thomas Haugh on Florida's video coordinator Nolan Crist.
“I just always hang with him, knowing he's a really good dude," Haugh said. "He's funny. I love all the managers and GAs on our team. They're my friends as much as my teammates are.”
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Jan 30
Thomas Haugh on Florida's video coordinator Nolan Crist.
“I just always hang with him, knowing he's a really good dude," Haugh said. "He's funny. I love all the managers and GAs on our team. They're my friends as much as my teammates are.”
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Jan 23
“Inheritance” is such a dumb idea
Pass on your wealth while you’re alive
Kids don’t need help when they’re 60
They need help when they’re 30, paying debt, buying a house, & having kids
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Jan 17
Death, taxes and Khruangbin’s “Maria Tambien” absolutely fucking SLAYING🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
🎥 KEXP
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Jan 7
This is one of the few numbers I actually know. 😭😂
Mike Jones says he still having access to his legendary 281-330-8004, the number that became iconic for connecting him directly with fans.
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