Mark my words: until tomorrow I will never watch sports again
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Nylander: I’m scared of getting this goal transplant.
Matthews: It’s ok babe, I’ll be here after your surgery.
*Nylander wakes after surgery and sees a nurse*
Nylander: Where is Auston? He said he’d be here.
Nurse: Who do you think gave you the goals?
2 Jan 2019
Auston Matthews says he’s going to do whatever it takes to get William Nylander going again.
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Jun 12
Not feeling great today just gonna set a monster on the timeline and pass
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You dumb fuckers just couldn't be bothered to get out there and vote for Harris huh
Jun 11
TRUMP CANCELS IRAN STRIKES, CLAIMS DEAL IS CLOSE
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"Shiny Expansion Team" to "Please Fold Immediately" any% speedrun world champ:
Jun 11
NEWS: #SeaKraken hire Patrik Allvin as assistant GM and Pascal Vincent as assistant coach
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Jun 10
MAGA when inflation is good now
Reporter: Are you concerned, Mr. President, about the latest inflation number which came out this morning?
Trump: No, I love it. I love the inflation.
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Quiet, the unemployed blogger is tweeting:
Jun 10
Nah dawg you’re just lacking the brain cells required to understand that this meant we’re guaranteed at least a Game 6.
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Jun 9
Feels like so much of modern game dev is "We need to make the BIGGEST BADDEST MOST EXTENSIVE game ever that people will REPLAY FOR 10 YEARS and then we'll make the next game" rather than making a moderately sized but equally fun game that takes a fraction of the time to develop
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People claim it’s okay for games like Elder Scrolls and GTA to take a decade because of how big they are (it’s not acceptable and they’re wrong) but fuckin Nintendo games should not take ten years to make man. Even 5 years is insane for what Nintendo games are meant to be.
Jun 9
ask nintendo why they haven’t made a new 3D mario in 10 years and they gonna start shitting themselves
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Nintendo est officiellement mort hein. UN AN passe apres la sortie de leur nouvelle console, pas de mario, pas de smash, pas de vrai nouveau zelda, un mario kart laissé pour mort..
Vraiment je ne comprends pas la direction de Nintendo ces dernieres années, c'est incompréhensible.
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Jun 9
"Remake, remake, remake, teaser trailer, movie slop trailer, remake, announcement trailer, teaser trailer, remake, remake, remake, movie slop sequel trailer"
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It's so sad that Nintendo kids today have to choose between shovelware slop and HD remasters of 20-year old games unless their childhood happens to coincide, by some miracle, with the one a-list game that gets released every decade a half
Jun 9
okay so i dont think anyones gonna disagree when i say this is a bottom 5 nintendo direct of all time right. like can we all agree that this one has been utter dogshit thus far
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Jun 8
People at the convenience store doing lottery shit and taking 15 minutes to do their whole transaction while a big line forms behind them - low-key antisocial behaviour
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Jun 7
my neighbor did the hvac system on spongebob’s house and he said that he doesn’t really live there he just goes there to film the show
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We are never getting another Stanley cup champion north of the Mason-Dixon Line are we
Helene reports that Dylan Larkin gave #LGRW three teams where he'd accept a trade and believes those teams are: #FlaPanthers, #mnwild and #VGK.
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