Musings, puns, and mostly just my own thoughts.

Joined April 2013
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Hey @AirEuropa what is going on with my baggage delay claim? I provided all my receipts and information about my bag not following me to my final destination during my August travel. No update, my claim number doesn't work on the claim status website, no one has responded to my emails, and customer service points me to a Madrid number that only beeps and no one answers.
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On an international trip, headed home, and I have to praise my @wearkizik. I had planned on purchasing a new pair of kicks on my trip, taking time to break them in while slowly retiring this pair at the end of the trip. Due to a gross delay in baggage, I ended up in this pair of Kizik all week - dresses, shorts, every outfit. 36 miles in 5 days! Instead of finding a different brand in Europe, I'm going home and ordering a fresh pair of Kizik.
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I know it was a 3 day weekend, but the spider building a web over my desk area is a little dramatic.
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9 Jul 2024
I’ve teamed up with All Things Go to give away a pair of tickets to both ATG festivals in NY & MD! To win: • Follow @concertleaks & @AllThingsGo • Like Retweet Good luck!!! 🍀 Reply w/ which location you’d like to attend!
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I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made) I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours
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The pastor who did our premarital counseling died about 2 years ago. The thing I remember the most was when we were talking about family expectations. Did we intend for me to stay at home with kids, were we fine with me working? We both gave a unanimous agreement for me to stay at home. He nodded and paused. He said, "That's good you're in agreement. I will give you one thing to hang onto when you walk through that. Marriage isn't about holding to the ideals of your youth. It's about loving the other person well as they grow and change, as life throws many challenges. That means as a couple you have to be flexible. Maybe she don't like staying at home. Maybe it works for awhile, and then it doesn't. Maybe the family needs the money. Maybe everything is fine, and you'll always stay home. But it's not about just loving the person they are now, it's committing to loving the person they will become. Your commitment is to each other, not your ideals."
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15.5 yo: "If you tattoo your whole arm, it's called a sleeve. So, if you tattoo your leg, is it called a pant?"
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When the campus mall is on brand ❤️💛
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There was a diaper station in women's room, but not in men's room. I'm not always physically able to change our infants's diaper, so I rely on my spouse often. This wasn't what we expect from WaWa but our first and last time at this location.
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1 Oct 2023
To start a zoo you need at least 2 pandas, a grizzly and a polar. It’s the bear minimum.
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God bless you, Tyler Childers.
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Members of the BC community gathered on Saturday to dedicate a permanent memorial space on campus in honor of the service, sacrifice and memory of Campus Police Officer John Painter and Campus Safety Vashon "J.J." Jefferson. #BCStrong
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BTW, not only should it not take 40 years to play this game again, JMU-UVA should be an annual game with a Founding Fathers Rivalry trophy. Atmosphere is incredible.
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This is toddler energy.
i am feeling chaotic today. so i am off to look for trouble. if i cannot find it. i will create it
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Take a selfie. I think it looks cute. Phone says: "Pick a better shot."
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28 Jul 2023
Dirk Katstra starts a new job Monday after three decades in athletics. But he’ll still be serving the university he loves. #UVa richmond.com/sports/college/…
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Gentle reminder that, about 1900 years ago, Marcus Aurelius absolved you from having to have a take on every single thing.
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Hey @Outback, no pricing on the gluten free menu? and the Aussie Cobb Salad is more expensive than a 6oz sirloin and two sides? Maybe offer better lettuce than mostly iceberg with some romaine shards.
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I love black jelly beans and my husband does not. Eating jelly beans with my toddler for the first time, she picks up a black one, chews once, opens her mouth, peels the jellybean from her teeth, hands it to me, "This is for you."
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