Editor for @JokesReview. Founder of Warp 10 Lit and Faux Queue Books (fauxqueue.wordpress.com/).

Joined August 2013
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So excited to see this finally happen! I'm making vegemite mac'n'cheez tonight in celebration.
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Al Capone killed fewer people during Prohibition than the U.S. government.
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I’m convinced that most “body language” is a lie.
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Who else remembers this?
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Remember when people were freaking out over overpopulation? And now it’s the opposite? These two panics are just a decade apart. Really makes you wonder who’s benefiting from this kind of fear mongering.
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Night clubs like this。。。
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Soba is better than udon, especially cold.
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If you remember this, your childhood was awesome.
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I don’t get how people can listen to Taylor Swift. I just don’t get the appeal.
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Lane Chasek, Destroyer of Worlds retweeted
End the income tax Abolish the IRS
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Lane Chasek, Destroyer of Worlds retweeted
My Singing Mid-Century Monsters!
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I hope every TurboTax employee ends up flipping burgers or coding.
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Lane Chasek, Destroyer of Worlds retweeted
It's so over for Turbotax
BREAKING: The IRS is making its free tax-filing platform permanent and open to all 50 states. This tax season the IRS saw success with a pilot program in 12 states. Now, they're expanding.
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Her: "Oh, you don't need to worry about him. He's just a friend." Him:
Looks, personality, and success. G'Day is an icon living its best life.
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You're telling me Alice in Chains's "Man in the Box" is about veal? Okay, Lisa Simpson.
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Tipping is a mental illness. If I’m being asked to pay and evaluate a company’s employees (i.e., the owner’s job) I should be entitled to the owner’s kitchen and hot tub.
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Calling the present algorithms “AI” is akin to calling an international flight time travel.
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A town could be a smoldering crater in the ground and @DollarGeneral corporate would go, "Yeah, let's build a store here."
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Hylics = Understands taxes, can’t solve a Rubik’s Cube. Psychics = Understands taxes, can solve a Rubik’s Cube. Pneumatics = Doesn’t understand taxes, can solve a Rubik’s Cube.
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