Joined January 2013
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Just doing what I do πŸ’
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Hey @GoldenKnights ITS PRETTY SIMPLE
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Brett Howden is having an unreal playoff run #forgedingold
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This should automatically be a charge. In what f*cking world does someone think this is endearing..
So because I got an oil change you think it’s ok to save my phone number to text me? This is beyond creepy… I’ll be reporting this.
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Heading back to Florida in a few days 🌴 I just hope the weather doesn’t act like a dick 🌧️
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I’m about fucking tired of paying $70 for a tank of gas.
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I will not throw my savings to see VGK in the finals. I will not throw my savings to see VGK in the finals. I will not throw my savings to see VGK in the finals.
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I’ve been to some pretty cool ass places 🌴
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Having blue eyes is fun and all but here I am wearing sunglasses when it’s cloudy outside ☁️
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Kentucky last week.. Versus Kentucky this week..
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I’m convinced 85% of yall on here are AI generated spam bots.
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I am not doing this again. No fucking way.
BREAKING: 23 hantavirus cruise passengers returned home to 'all corners,' including to the US, and one is already sick, per NYP
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Morning walk to β€œwork”
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Bro why are concert tickets so damn expensive? Am I going on vacation with these artists or something?
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Fuck
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I’m fully convinced that 95% of current job postings are fake.
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I hate X rays at the dentist…here let me shove this giant ass brick down your throat real quick 🧱
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One thing I have learned working in the corporate world is that people really overthink shit. Things do not need to be so complicated.
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Are we gonna kiss or are you going to continue to like my tweets
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