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11 Mar 2025
Announce Snoggy Doggy
11 Mar 2025
A new 100,000-seater stadium will be the centrepiece of the Old Trafford regeneration.
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26 Feb 2025
Thirteen. Lads. Thirteen. Even assuming Arsenal were to win their game in hand that'd be ten with ten to go. It's starting to feel real.
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26 Feb 2025
Damn. That would have been quite a way to end it.
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26 Feb 2025
Find you someone who loves you as much as Mo loves a trivela.
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26 Feb 2025
It's funny because Argentina have a trash claim to them and only care about them as much as they do because the brutal military dictatorship needed a foreign enemy to rally people around and getting their asses kicked was the proximate cause of said dictatorship's downfall.
26 Feb 2025
¡Las Malvinas!
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26 Feb 2025
It's kinda funny in a global geopolitics sorta way. The dictatorship bet England wouldn't care enough to start shooting and Argentina weirdly owe a lot to the fact they did as it ended the dictatorship but it's also led to an obsession with some dots off the continental shelf.
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26 Feb 2025
Equally important: Salah assist which takes him to 17 look out, Thierry.
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26 Feb 2025
Gakpo for Jota and one of our LWs going central? Yeah, the SS Darwiño ain't making it into port. I really, really thought he was gonna be great for us.
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26 Feb 2025
Worried that after how hard we ran Sunday we might be the ones whose energy levels drop here so. Y'know. Second goal. Take the pressure off a little. That'd be nice.
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9 Feb 2025
Always said the FA Cup is shit and the domestic that matters is the League Cup, us, ask anyone this is the comp we've always said should be binned not glorious small ears or whatever we call the other one.
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He's already lost more home PL games for Man Utd than Klopp did with Liverpool in 9 years 😭😭
He's only had 7 games.
2 Feb 2025
Another home game, another defeat for Ruben Amorim at Old Trafford in the Premier League 😬
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The Liverpool Offside retweeted
2 Feb 2025
Myles Lewis-Skelly dedicating that goal to Thomas Partey with his name on his boots 🥺
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20 Jan 2025
I kind of disagree with Slot (and others)? If PSG finish 23rd/24th they face 9th/10th (currently Dortmund & Bayern) and the winner play the side that finish 8th and get a bye. First/second get 15-18th after the bye (Benfica/Monaco/Sporting/Feyenoord).
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20 Jan 2025
It's a lot but 23rd/24th don't pair with 1st/2nd.
23rd/24th pair with 9th/10th in the playoff and the winner (which you expect most years to be 9th & 10th) then play 7th/8th in R16.
15th/16th pair with 17th/18th for the knockout and the winners play 1st/2nd in R16.
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19 Jan 2025
In 1893-94 Manchester United were known as Newton Heath and they were relegated that season so🤞
6 - Manchester United have suffered their sixth home Premier League defeat of the season, their most from their opening 12 home matches of a league season since 1893-94 (7). Dismal.
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19 Jan 2025
Newton Heath were founded in 1878 as the club of a local railway but went bankrupt in 1902 and were bought by a group of local businessmen who renamed them Manchester United and now Manchester United are so bad they're breaking records back to before they were Manchester United.
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19 Jan 2025
They're gonna have to break out the green and gold again but less as a protest thing and more as a "the last time we were this shit green and gold were literally our home colours" thing 🤗
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