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Long Live the Timeline retweeted
How’s it going, Guys and Geeks! (Gonna miss saying that) I have some really unfortunate news. As some of you know, my channel Geekritique and the associated Google account it was attached to were stolen from me at the start of this month. After a lengthy back and forth with Google and YT account recovery teams, they’ve informed me that they cannot confirm my ownership of the channel I’ve built over the past 10 years. Shortly after the phishing scam gained access to the account, the thief aired a livestream of some kind which YouTube flagged as spam, and they promptly removed the entire channel from YouTube. I assumed I would be able to get those videos back once I got my account back, but it now appears that neither is going to happen. Geekritique is gone. I am gutted. It feels like I’ve lost a family member I can’t actually say goodbye to. I wrote, filmed, edited, and curated over 600 videos in these past 10 years, spending untold thousands of hours on my work, and now they’re all gone. Videos of my dog going on hikes as a puppy, hundreds of reaction videos, vlogs, and geeky reviews and discussions I had with my wife as we were in the first few years of our marriage, collabs, every timeline video I’d ever spent weeks and months toiling over… they’re all gone. And I don’t think I’ll ever get them back. And in this case it’s my mistake. I was fooled by a phishing scam. It’s on me. I gotta live with that. To the friends I’ve made along the way, to those of you who’ve helped Geekritique monetarily through Patreon, thank you. Truly, from the bottom of my heart. THANK YOU. To the many millions who’ve watched our videos over the years, to the nearly 39,000 who were subscribed to the channel before it was removed, thank you. I had gone back and forth on whether or not I wanted to retire from YouTube for a few years now. But there was always more work to be done. I realize there is still work to be done. I don’t know if I’ll get to complete it now. We’ll see. Thank you, Dakota and Jenn Long Live the Timeline
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June 1, 2026 - Today in Fictional History: #Thor (2011): 6/1/2010 – Thor infiltrates a S.H.I.E.L.D. excavation site in New Mexico and attempts to lift Mjolnir but is deemed unworthy. Loki lies to Thor, suggesting Odin has died. Thor is released into Erik Selvig’s custody. (RETCON) #TheIncredibleHulk (2008): 6/1/2010 – Bruce Banner reunites with Betty Ross at Culver University. Leonard Samson alerts General Ross to Bruce’s presence. (RETCON)
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May 31, 2026 - Today in Fictional History: #HarryPotterandtheGobletofFire: 5/31/1995 – Harry experiences a vision of Voldemort punishing Wormtail during his Divination class. Cornelius Fudge arrives at Hogwarts, and Harry later views memories of the trials of Karkaroff, Bagman, and Barty Crouch Jr. in Dumbledore’s Pensieve. #HarryPotterandtheOrderofthePhoenix: 5/31/1996 – The day after Gryffindor wins the Quidditch Cup, Harry and Hermione finally tell Ron about Hagrid’s giant half-brother Grawp hidden in the Forbidden Forest. (RECONSTRUCTION) #IronMan2 (2010): 5/31/2010 – At the Stark Expo, Ivan Vanko hijacks Justin Hammer’s drone army. Tony Stark and James Rhodes fight together as Iron Man and War Machine, and defeat Vanko, stopping the drone assault. (RETCON) #Thor (2011): 5/31/2010 – Odin strips Thor of his powers and titles, and banishes him to Earth for his attack on Jotunheim. Thor falls to New Mexico, where he’s struck by Jane Foster’s van and taken to a local hospital. (RETCON) #TheIncredibleHulk (2008): 5/31/2010 – Bruce Banner arrives at Culver University, hoping to access research that could help cure his condition. (RETCON)
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May 30, 2026 - Today in Fictional History: #HarryPotterandtheOrderofthePhoenix: 5/30/1996 – During the final Quidditch match of the season between Gryffindor and Ravenclaw, Hagrid pulls Harry and Hermione away into the Forbidden Forest and introduces them to his giant half-brother Grawp, asking them to look after him if Umbridge ever sacks him. (RECONSTRUCTION) #IronMan2 (2010): 5/30/2010 – Nick Fury confronts Tony Stark at a donut shop. Natasha Romanoff reveals herself as a S.H.I.E.L.D. agent. Tony discovers hidden research left by Howard Stark and successfully synthesizes a new element to cure his poisoning. (RETCON) #Thor (2011): 5/30/2010 – During Thor’s coronation ceremony in Asgard, Frost Giants infiltrate Odin’s vault in an attempt to steal the Casket of Ancient Winters. Thor leads an unauthorized retaliatory strike on Jotunheim before Odin intervenes. (RETCON)
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May 29, 2026 - Today in Fictional History: #IronMan2 (2010): 5/29/1970 – Tony Stark is born in Manhattan, New York, as indicated on his S.H.I.E.L.D. personnel file. (PROP, BIRTH) #StrangerThings 4x06: 5/29/1971 – Suzie’s calculation place Dustin Henderson’s birthday, based on the countdown she gives during their conversation. (RECONSTRUCTION, BIRTH) #HarryPotterandtheChamberofSecrets: 5/29/1993 – The day the mandrakes mature Ginny Weasley is taken into the Chamber of Secrets. Harry enters the Chamber, kills the basilisk, destroys Tom Riddle’s diary, and rescues Ginny. Those who were petrified are revived. #HarryPotterandtheGobletofFire: 5/29/1995 – Sirius Black responds by owl, warning Harry against entering the Forbidden Forest at night, and to be more careful around Viktor Krum. Iron Man 2 (2010): 5/29/2010 – Tony Stark celebrates his birthday at his Malibu mansion. He drunkenly fights Rhodey, who dons the Mark II armor, and Rhodey later leaves with the suit. (RETCON)
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May 28, 2026 - Today in Fictional Hostory: #HarryPotterandtheGobletofFire: 5/28/1995 – Harry, Ron, and Hermione attempt to make sense of Crouch’s disappearance and send an urgent letter to Sirius Black. “Mad-Eye” Moody claims that Crouch was gone when he got there.
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May 27, 2026 - Today in Fictional History: #HarryPotterandtheGobletofFire: 5/27/1995 – The Triwizard champions are informed that the Third Task will take place in a maze. Viktor Krum confronts Harry about his relationship with Hermione, when a crazed Barty Crouch Sr. emerges from the Forbidden Forest before mysteriously disappearing.
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May 25, 2026 - Today in Fictional History: #CaptainAmericaTheFirstAvenger (2011): 5/25/1941 – Steve Rogers attends a Brooklyn Dodgers game at Ebbets Field where the Philadelphia Phillies tie the score at 4–4 before the Dodgers load the bases and rally. (SPOKEN, HISTORICAL) #IronMan (2008): 5/25/2008 – Tony Stark, recovering from his fight with the Iron Monger the previous day, declares to the world that “I am Iron Man.” (PROP)
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May 24, 2026 Today in fictional history: #HarryPotterandtheChamberofSecrets: 5/24/1993 – Harry and Ron follow the spiders and visit Aragog in the Forbidden Forest. #IronMan (2008): 5/24/2008 – Obadiah Stane, in his new Iron Monger suit, battles Iron Man in Los Angeles. #Superman (2025): 5/24/2025 – #Supergirl picks up Krypto from the Fortress of Solitude. The Daily Planet publishes the headline ‘METROPOLIS’ TRUE HERO.’ (PROP)
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May 23, 2026 Today in fictional history: #Superman (2025): 5/23/2025 – Green Lantern, Hawkgirl, and Metamorpho repel a second Boravian invasion of Jarhanpur. Superman battles the Engineer and Ultraman over Metropolis as the rift expands; Lois and Mr. Terrific hack Luthor’s systems to close it. Superman sends Ultraman into the dimensional rift and apprehends Luthor. (RECONSTRUCTION)
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May 22, 2026 Today in Fictional History: #Superman (2025): 5/22/2025 – Lois Lane and Mr. Terrific infiltrate the pocket dimension and free Superman, Krypto, and Metamorpho. The pocket dimension is damaged in the escape, creating an unstable rift near Metropolis. Lois takes Clark to Smallville to heal. The Daily Planet publishes the headline ‘US DEFIES GENEVA CONVENTIONS BY HOLDING SUPERMAN IN POCKET DIMENSION.’ (PROP)
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May 21, 2026 Today in Fictional History: #MonarchLegacyofMonsters 1x01: 5/21/2014 – Hiroshi Randa disappears suddenly in search of Titan anomalies, 5 days after the wake of G-Day. #Superman (2025): 5/21/2025 – Superman turns himself in to A.R.G.U.S. authorities. Luthor takes custody of him, imprisoning him in an artificial pocket dimension where he is tortured for information.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​ (RECONSTRUCTION)
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May 20, 2026 Today in fictional history: #DisclosureDay (2026): 5/20/1990 – Daniel M. Kellner is born, as seen on his employment profile. (BIRTH, PROP) #Superman (2025): 5/20/2025 – Luthor releases a creature into Metropolis that grows into a full kaiju. While Superman, Green Lantern, Hawkgirl, and Mr. Terrific battle it, Luthor and the Engineer break into the Fortress of Solitude, steal the full Kryptonian message, and abduct Krypto. Luthor broadcasts the message globally, revealing that Jor-El and Lara urged Kal-El to conquer Earth. (RECONSTRUCTION) #Avatar (2009): 5/20/2154 – Jake Sully links into his brother’s Avatar for the first time. (PROP)
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May 19, 2026 #Superman (2025): 5/19/2025 – Clark Kent allows Lois Lane to interview him as Superman for the first time. Lois calls Clark out that Superman is intervening in foreign affairs; Clark defends himself on the grounds that innocent lives were at stake. The Daily Planet publishes the headline “HAMMER OF BORAVIA” CREATES HAVOC DOWNTOWN. (PROP) #Avatar (2009): 5/19/2154 - After nearly 6 years of space travel, Jake Sully arrives on Pandora, and sees his brother’s Avatar—his Avatar—for the first time. (PROP)
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May 18, 2026 #Godzilla (2014): 5/18/1999 – A seismic collapse destroys the Janjira nuclear power plant in Japan, killing Sandra Brody. (PROP) #Superman (2025): 5/18/2025 – Superman loses his first fight to the Hammer of Boravia. #Krypto retrieves him and brings him to the Fortress of Solitude, where Superman Robots heal him using concentrated solar radiation. (RECONSTRUCTION)
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May 17, 2026 #TheXFiles 2x24: 5/17/1961 – Creighton Jones pulls off the road and is later found three days afterward in a deranged state, leading to his institutionalization, as described in a documentary Mulder had watched. (SPOKEN) #Godzilla (2014): 5/17/2014 – Godzilla wakes from his slumber in San Francisco and is deemed by the press “KING OF THE MONSTERS - SAVIOR OF OUR CITY?” (RETCON)
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May 16, 2026 #Godzilla (2014): 5/16/2014 – G-Day: Godzilla intercepts the MUTOs in San Francisco and defeats them before passing out amidst the wreckage. “Let them fight.” (RETCON, PROP) #MonarchLegacyofMonsters 1x01 (2023): 5/16/2014 – Cate Randa survives the destruction of the Golden Gate Bridge during G-Day, but most of the children in her care are killed. (RETCON, RECONSTRUCTION)
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May 15, 2026 #Godzilla (2014): 5/15/2014 – Godzilla and the military pursue the male MUTO across the Pacific and mainland, while the female MUTO rampages through Las Vegas. (RETCON)
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May 14, 2023 #Godzilla (2014): 5/14/2014 – The U.S. Navy asserts control over Monarch’s operation as Joe dies en route; Godzilla makes landfall in Honolulu and clashes with the male MUTO at the airport. (RETCON) LLTT!
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May 13, 2026 #Godzilla (2014): 5/13/2014 – Ford and Joe break into the Janjira quarantine zone and discover the site is clean of radiation; they’re arrested, and the dormant male #MUTO beneath the plant awakens and escapes. (RETCON)
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