May release my inner kraken on the odd occasion. Also, I am @thecakemadame at your service 🇹🇹
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30 Sep 2019
Day 1: I acknowledge the tools I have at my disposal.
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Jun 12
One shower is for hygiene. The other is for emotional support.
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Jun 8
Oh we know. That’s why dresses with pockets are prized possessions
Jun 8
You never realize how useful pockets are until you wear an article of clothing that doesn’t have any.
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A bit of Trinidadian film history for yall! Most of the early films set in Trinidad in the ‘30s ‘40s and 50s barely had anything to do with us 🙃
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People know LCM car park is NOT a highway or nah? And one setta people driving in the wrong direction at highway speeds.
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May 30
This is Eddie. He has been waving for over a decade and has gotten pretty good. Can even do it with both paws. 13/10 #SeniorPupSaturday
ALT a white jack russell terrier with one tan ear and eye sits on a lush green hill with the ocean in the background. he's wearing a dolphin harness and waves at the camera with his right paw. all of his toe beans are on clear display.
ALT Eddie sits on a rock with the ocean in the distant background. he's wearing a Lilo and Stitch harness. he waves at you with his front right paw, his ears flopping and his tongue poking out.
ALT Eddie sits on a beach with both front paws in the air. all of his toe beans are covered in sand.
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Right message. Wrong messenger.
May 29
Warner: “Inequality in T&T is no longer subtle—we’re entering dangerous territory” wp.me/p4k9te-vcO via @wired868
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…and this is exactly why I began buying Massy fried wings and Frank’s Buffalo sauce separately, when I need my fix. I can’t trust these establishments. Always guaranteed disappointment.
I need Trini food establishments to explain to me what they understand by ‘buffalo’
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28 Nov 2025
I never realized how much I loved this country until I met a government that hated it
27 Nov 2025
i wish those who doh like Trinidad and Tobago, didnt vote for a woman who also doesnt like Trinidad and Tobago!
yall shoulda just stay home with those that didnt like Keith Rowley
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May 27
Trinidad and Tobago you HAVE to rebel. You cannot hashtag your way into a revolution.
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May 23
I'm liking your instagram photo from 7 days ago because instagram just showed me today, I'm not stalking you.
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May 22
Send a toddler in the direction of said breath.
May 22
How do you tell an adult that their breath smells?
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May 14
people need to understand that even if you’re genuinely sorry, you still have to deal with the consequences
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May 14
curry as a adjective:
ah make a nice curry chicken
curry as a verb:
ah going and curry dah goat
past tense of curry:
last week we curry two duck
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May 13
Social media gives people egos they don't have in person.
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May 13
I feel like using ChatGPT to send me anything important or sentimental is very disrespectful idk.
why can’t you use your BRAIN?! ffs.
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