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8 Apr 2018
I seek out city/county council meetings on public access.
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4 Aug 2025
I don’t know who to be more pissed at, .@kroger for not being able to keep Gateway Fred Meyer safe for associates or customers or .@CityofPDX & .@multco for pushing every problem in Portland to our area. Thanks for ripping out the heart of our neighborhood.
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8 Jun 2025
There is a line out the store and you are haggling over watch repair? Get a grip lady.
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8 Jun 2025
So @OregonDOT if you are going to close a major freeway for a weekend. I drive it every day and there was not one warning or sign all eff’ing week on 84- W. Why bother, it is just going to get tagged again.
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21 May 2025
Dear pedestrians, when you have the right of way, please stop trying to waive me through and just cross the eff’ing street and just get on with your day.
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9 May 2025
Dying, the three staff who took the baggage and checked people in @AlaskaAir are now working the gate. These poor staffers. Are they flying the plane too? Why fly in here if this is how you staff it?
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9 May 2025
What a poo show @AlaskaAir. I finally got to through TSA Precheck and apparently you removed it from my ticket? The paper ticket you gave me when I went back to the counter is useless. Do you even know how to run an airline anymore? #fail
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9 May 2025
You’re not doing well at all @AlaskaAir. You’re a global company, you can’t afford at least one agent to staff the counter in Nashville? #fail
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9 May 2025
So @AlaskaAir you only staff your counter in the Nashville airport in the morning and the afternoon? Lines of people stacking up to drop bags and check in. You’re a global company, you can’t afford one person all day in Nashville? Do you even try anymore? #fail
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25 Apr 2025
So let me get this straight. People who are protesting traffic safety on an overpass have ground the 84 W commute to a halt and dangerously so because their signs are so poorly done people are suddenly stopping to read them. Sigh… #pdxtraffic
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Laura Shepard retweeted
4 Apr 2025
It really is a cult of the dumbest dumbfucks who have ever dumbed.
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Laura Shepard retweeted
19 Mar 2025
Nobody elected him, and Donald didn't campaign on over half of the things he's doing.
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Laura Shepard retweeted
14 Mar 2025
1408 days until the orange tyrant is out of office.
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14 Mar 2025
Wait #wtf so @GardnerMinshew5 is joining the @Chiefs??!!! I am about to become even more insufferable. #gocougs
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Laura Shepard retweeted
11 Mar 2025
The first blowjob in your new Tesla is free!
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12 Mar 2025
A whole bunch of you are new to spring sports pick up at St Mary’s Academy and it shows. If your teen isn’t out front, circle the block.
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Laura Shepard retweeted
5 Mar 2025
Fuck you, Donald Trump.
Fuck you.
That’s it, that’s the tweet.
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