Joined April 2009
- Tweets 17,282
- Following 141
- Followers 141
- Likes 43,560
1,743 Photos and videos
Laurel Marie retweeted
If you think fertilized eggs are people but parents who've crossed the oceans with their kids aren't, stop pretending your concerns are religious.
244
3,970
20,473
120,189
Laurel Marie retweeted
20h
SERIOUS QUESTION: Does anyone else get sad and confused when trees get chopped down in residential areas that literally aren’t even bothering anyone ??
227
540
9,305
94,001
Laurel Marie retweeted
Algerians doing jigs in Kansas... Brits eating barbecue in Texas... Koreans doing full on kegstands in Mexico... just goes to show that the entire world can be united by the simple concept of getting really drunk and watching a sporting event
59
3,809
41,645
951,416
Laurel Marie retweeted
Jun 11
AI: "It looks like you're reading a lengthy document. Would you like to read a summary—"
ME:
9
917
6,498
84,814
Jun 12
RT @swiftlydunphy: you can have your opinions on Taylor Swift but this constant push to say that women are "acting like teenagers" whenever…
3,888
Laurel Marie retweeted
Jun 11
psa regarding the world cup
40
5,474
51,054
689,772
Laurel Marie retweeted
Jun 10
Wait until they get to the part where we sacrifice a pop-tart
106
2,086
50,012
1,586,179
Jun 11
RT @lovesickonmybed: i like that taylor went from terrorizing the nfl to the nba. let’s take her to baseball season next. nowhere is safe.
2,494
Jun 10
That bumper cars song during Mel and sinceres chat was BRUTAL. Please no more. #loveislandusa
1
130
Laurel Marie retweeted
Good god this is a crazy interview. Listen as Scott Pelley describes how Bari Weiss wanted journalists at CBS to cover the killing of Renee Good in Minnesota. This is why we can’t have oligarchs running our news outlets, this is absolutely devastating.
422
7,415
25,357
658,012
Laurel Marie retweeted
I saw it. Now you have to see it. His name is Samuel. And he…is a king.
1,616
8,548
88,638
17,749,495
May 30
Sage watching kordell and Serena had me GAGGED LMFAO the concept of love island in a world with corrupt superheros js fucking hilarious #theboyss5 #loveisland
5
348
Laurel Marie retweeted
May 28
l've never seen anything more accurate
531
63,763
305,619
7,209,019
Laurel Marie retweeted
May 29
🚨BREAKING: ABDUL CARTER AGAIN WENT OFF ON JAXSON DART FOR INTRODUCING DONALD TRUMP.
“Some things are bigger than football. This is one of those things”
“If he chooses to align with Trump, it’s my responsibility to show the world that I stand against it”
4,589
3,883
37,872
3,252,506