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20 May 2014
Yo mama is so nice...I hope she is well. (I was never good at these jokes)
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16 Oct 2024
This morning, I asked my husband to double-check that he had an Alf Pog to give to his coworker today. That single interaction is a good glimpse into our daily lives.
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21 Jun 2024
🎵 Who controls the British Crown? Who keeps the metric system down? 🎵
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10 May 2024
I was just trying to take a photo of the rose-breasted grosbeak on my feeder to send to my husband and 3 scarlet tanagers flew into the photo and I am freaking out. #birdsofmaine
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6 May 2024
Phew. Thank you @GrillosPickles boston.com/news/the-boston-g…
24 Jul 2022
Sorry I'm late I tried to open a new container of Grillo's Pickles and had to take a shower because I was covered in dill and brine.
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Lisa Mokaba (she/her) retweeted
9 Apr 2024
Ring-billed Gull
8 Apr 2024
ALT A seagull flies in front of the camera while a Dodgers hitter trots to first base.
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19 Mar 2024
Today's small joy was me asking the contractor if he had a really heavy hammer I could use, and when he asked why, he didn't even flinch when I told him it was because I was having a difficult time opening a geode.
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15 Mar 2024
So it turns out the mystery bird call I've been frantically trying to ID w/ the Merlin app is actually the text notification noise on the contractor's phone. We realized it as I ran to the door yelling "There it is again!" as he casually took his phone out of his pocket. Dying.
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18 Jan 2024
Yay! Congrats @damianpaletta !
18 Jan 2024
Thrilled to announce that @WSJ has named @damianpaletta as Washington Coverage Chief. Welcome back, Damian!
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1 Jan 2024
Not again! (This is my 8th year in a row making this joke. I am committed to the bit.)
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Lisa Mokaba (she/her) retweeted
24 Dec 2018
It’s not Christmas until I see Snoopy eating 37 human femurs.
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28 Nov 2023
As someone who loves nature AND fantasizing about terrifying scenarios that I can needlessly worry about, this list gets an A !
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14 Nov 2023
Sometimes, after I send an email that I don't want to send, I find it helpful to walk away from my computer for a few minutes, go outside to look at the sky and search for the meteor that I hope is headed right toward my house.
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4 Sep 2023
Do ribbon snakes make sounds or is this the sound of it eating a toad or something ? (You can't see the snake in the video but we could see it when we went closer) #ophiology #herpetology #serpentology #mainewildlife
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14 Aug 2023
"Ohhhh...ok that makes sense." - Me whenever something absolutely does not make sense and I don't understand it but I don't want the person to have to try to re-explain it to me again because I know I won't get it and I feel bad
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4 Aug 2023
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It’s an honor to be named a leader in the overall category in the Customers’ Choice for #MDR in the inaugural @Gartner_inc Voice of the Customer Peer Insights™ report.
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4 Aug 2023
Yeesh. I joined Twitter 15 years ago.
Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary
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Lisa Mokaba (she/her) retweeted
19 Jul 2023
Tonight there are #kakapo in the forest of the North Island of Aotearoa for the first time in over a century. We released four into Maungatautari Sanctuary Mountain today. #conservation #returnofthekakapo
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