a very quiet third wheel. I like to think I’m funny. gives below average life advice. apologizes too much. proud dog mom. looking for someone to eat with.
I've been trying for years to predict when my dog cooper was about to yawn so I could make it sound like he was yelling at me in a video. After about 300 failed attempts over the course of his life, today it finally happened.
Shout out to all the #ConnorArmy at #PAXEast !
Thank you for tagging me and sharing photos of your awesome #DetroitBecomeHuman cosplay, so cool to see you meeting up in Boston.
Have a fantastic time at #PaxEast2019
Cardi B says she used to ask men, "Oh yeah, you want to f**k me? Yeah, yeah, yeah, let's go back to this hotel," then drug and rob them.
Cardi's confession started #SurvivingCardiB: trib.al/J4rARik
“MY ANXIETY ISN’T *THAT* BAD” STARTER PACK
1. leg bouncing
2. picking at your lips
3. walking very quickly
4. having two modes: GOTTA GO & WHY I SO TIRED
5. peeing! lots of peeing
6. [new notification comes in] GOTTA READ THAT N O W
7. “am i being annoying??”
8. “they hate me”