Massage Therapist LMT, Retired Librarian, LGBTQIAce 🏳️‍🌈, single Pringle

Joined October 2012
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Thoughtful means caring; so what word means I’m full of thoughts?
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mood - pissy wren
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Mood - it’s not my job to make your life easy
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I think I learned to play poker in scouts.
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I know this counts as a total first world problem, but I haven’t had a good papaya all season
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Due to the current state of things I have decided to become goo xox
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Dad Joke Why do gas stations charge you to fill up your tires? Inflation
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spring has sprung, the grass has riz, its 40 degrees so fuk this shiz
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Did you know all Egyptian doctors are Cairo-practors? 🤣
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its nice when a life rule has more than one application so you dont have to learn things twice
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Today’s adulting looked like trying on pants. I deserve so much coffee.
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We haven’t even sprung ahead yet and I’m already confused. Is it late, is it early? When do I go to bed? #DaylightSavingTime
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