Standup comedian. Licensed Bootyologist. Connect 4 and Super Mario Kart Champion. I have an afro and I'm great on clay. Rap Game Barnaby Jones

Joined February 2009
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Ayo, I'm dropping my Booker T article for @BostonMagazine. That's right, I'm a "5 TIME! 5 TIME! 5 TIME! 5 TIME! 5 TIME!" published writer!!! This time I rank my Top 5 New England Amusement Parks. Now can you dig THAT, sucka?!? bostonmagazine.com/travel/be…
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Pulling up to your party rockin's a scarf
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Might be an Alice Cooper kinda day
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No it isn't. Curb is great but they can get away with more stuff on modern HBO. Seinfeld was making it happen on 90s restrictive network television. A different league
Curb Your Enthusiasm was always far superior to Seinfeld
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Cooking my ass off
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Guess I'll do a puzzle
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"That's the guy who sidelined Jimmy"
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Crank up that Alice Cooper!
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Front, back, side to side
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I'm a smoothie nerd
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Cartoon maven
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I'm gonna do a puzzle
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"HEY! I'M TRYING TO PREVENT MY FRIEND FROM BECOMING ONE OF THOSE GUYS PEOPLE SNICKER AT BEHIND THEIR BACK BECAUSE THEY LOOK RIDICULOUS! NO OFFENSE TO YOU PERSONALLY!"
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Giving dap is an art form
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Headed to the Frisbee championships
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Running man contest
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Let me do a puzzle
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"I don't know about you but I'm getting a hankering for some Doublemint gum"
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The Febreeze Whisperer
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Send Amazon gift cards
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I need a jetpack
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