Joined March 2010
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Sam Rami's Spider-Man 1 & 2 still hold up so well
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May 29
DO restaurants still make people wash the dishes if they can’t pay? I was thinking of treating myself tomorrow
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driving barefoot feels like when they connect their hair to the dragon in avatar
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Ever since I was a little boy, I knew I wanted to log into Microsoft Authenticator 47 times a day.
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Daylight Saving Time is hilarious when you think about it. Humans: “Let’s move the clocks forward so we get more daylight.” The sun: literally ignores us and rises at the same time it always would. All we actually accomplish is losing an hour of sleep and confusing everyone for a week. How this is still a thing in 2026 is beyond me.
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Oh damn… did you know that!? 😲
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myspace was the greatest social media platform ever made and nobody gives it enough credit. you had to learn basic html and css just to make your page not look terrible. millions of kids were accidentally learning how to code at 14 because they wanted a cooler profile than their friends that was real engagement. you built something. you problem solved. you googled why your background image was broken and figured it out. every platform since then has gone the opposite direction. simpler layouts, fewer options, zero customization to express one’s self. they don’t want you building anything… they want you scrolling. we went from a generation that taught itself code through myspace to a generation that can’t change a font without an app. and somehow we call it “progress” just my opinion.
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Remember when you used to rent a movie then try to watch it for a second time before returning it to the store? Those were the days
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I'm a big Brian Gutekunst guy but if he really thinks no major changes are needed on S/T when the Superbowl contending Patriots can score more punt & kickoff return TDs in one season than the @Packers have in a decade, that's a problem. It's still #GoPackGo but damn
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Winter is great because 2 months in you’re like that was neat but that’s enough of that. And then Actual Winter hits.
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That was a great hate watch #GoPackGo #BearDown
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27 Dec 2025
In Malik We Trust! #GoPackGo
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🚨 Signed Jordan Love jersey giveaway 🚨 To win: 1. RT 2. Comment #ProBowlVote Jordan Love
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What's @micahhparsons11 listening to? RT to have your #ProBowlVote count as double
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14 Dec 2025
This is why i’ll forever respect John Cena
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14 Dec 2025
🚨Double #ProBowlVote  Day🚨 🔁 = 2x Pro Bowl votes Dec 14-15 Two of the best in the NFL. Period. #ProBowlVote Micah Parsons #ProBowlVote Jordan Love
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RT if you agree #ProBowlVote Josh Jacobs
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Turn the M upside-down call it Victory Wonday #ProBowlVote Christian Watson #ProBowlVote Keisean Nixon
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🚨SIGNED GIVEAWAY🚨 To win: 1. RT 2. Comment #ProBowlVote [any Packers player name] Rasheed Walker Dontayvion Wicks Aaron Banks Colby Wooden Romeo Doubs Brandon McManus Matthew Golden Matt Orzech Daniel Whelan Sean Rhyan Evan Williams Javon Bullard Isaiah McDuffie Zach Tom Luke Musgrave
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The life of your Thanksgiving party. Vote your Week 13 NFC Offensive Player of the Week to the Pro Bowl. #ProBowlVote Jordan Love
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