God damn these electric sex pants!

Joined October 2009
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How is @Morrisons in Waterlooville still open. Shelves never fully stocked. Items not coming back in to the store for weeks and then today go into use the salad bar at 12:30pm and none of it has been put out. Awful
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Hi @AndyMitten I was wondering you will be attending the West Ham game in a couple of weeks because if you are would you mind signing my copy of Bring On United?
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Steven Capegoat retweeted
17 Jan 2025
Since Nosferatu is stalking across UK cinemas now, we’ve got some prizes to give away – so good, they’d even tempt Count Orlok across the seas. 🦇 To win a Nosferatu vinyl LP and candle – follow, RT, and tell us: what’s an LP you reckon Count Orlok has on repeat?
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Replying to @TheAA_UK
@TheAA_UK absolute rip off merchants. Jack the cover price up over 100% and then when you ask to cancel tell you they have done it and no more payments to go to them. Of course that’s not true and £19.80 taken. Claim they listen to the call and told me this would happen!
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Awful service. How can they get away with it?
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Steven Capegoat retweeted
18 May 2024
So… who won that? 🤔 #FuryUsyk 🔄 Repost - Usyk ❤️ Like - Tyson Fury
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What has James Ward Prowse done to not deserve and England place over Phillips or Henderson @rioferdy5 @MrStephenHowson @joelbeya #AskVW5
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On episode 2 of #BoilingPoint and @HannahWalters74 is killing this! She’s had me in bits twice already and wishing I could live with her! Incredible performance
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Episode two of #WelcomeToWrexham has me in absolute bits. What an episode. The moment we got to hear the match from Millie’s perspective was great and eye opening. The hug with @PMullin7 had me in floods. What a brilliant educational episode
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Just got home after seeing #GuardiansOfTheGalaxyVol3 and @JamesGunn and the cast have broken me. What a great way to say goodbye to those loveable band of morons!
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Two things to say after watching todays episode of #TheMandalorian 1. @BryceDHoward should be directing a Star Wars movie 2. @kateesackhoff and her stunt team did some incredible work
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Awful week with a very sick pussy cat but thankfully I could cheer myself up by buying @elisjames & @nomadicrevery tax calendar!!! Thanks chaps!
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Glad to be rid of @SkyUK now as the broadband is a disgrace for the money they have charged. Less than 10mps speed and it’s dropped out five times this weekend. @VodafoneUK lets hope you get it right!
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Loved the first two episodes of #Willow especially @AnnabelleLDavis who genuinely had me laughing one minute and then tearing up the next. Really hope to see her again in the series
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The dude in the @ubereats_uk advert is possibly my favourite person in the world right now! Please pass on my regards
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Wondering if @JakesTakes has seen #BonesAndAll yet? I saw it today and it was amazing!
Don’t understand why @vuecinemas @VueHelp Portsmouth are not showing some of the new films out this week on a Saturday????
Steven Capegoat retweeted
Right guys, as you know, I need more followers to land a job with @sbk. So… I’m giving away a signed replica @ManUtd 1994 home shirt. To enter, all you need to do is RT this tweet and make sure you’re following me. Winner announced 5pm Thursday. Good luck!! 👍 #GetGaryAJob
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So @ThatKevinSmith #Clerks3 came out in the UK on iTunes yesterday and tonight I settled in to watch the continuing adventures of Dante, Randall, Jay and Silent Bob. I sit here now having finished watching with tears still in my eyes. I’ve grown up with these characters and
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I visit with them regularly when times are dark to help get me back on track. So tonight watching this incredible film felt like a beautiful goodbye but also a chance to say thank you for everything. The film is hilarious and moving and @BrianCOHalloran and Jeff are amazing!
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No doubt I will buy this on Blu-ray when it is available and I’m sure it will along with its older brothers keep me laughing and smiling when I need it. Thank you Kevin for going back to Jersey again, now if you wanted to take a trip to the mall sometime I’d be in to it!