A$AP Mommy. Zen of Buddha, mouth of Mae West. I'm not a foodie, I'm just greedy. Modernized woman, I’ll give you problems. 😂

Joined October 2008
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If there is anything that requires my default setting to be mean as shit in order for it to work…I don’t want it.
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Well Done, ESPN.
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Tá mas e o goleiro da Nigéria?

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FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 53 YEARS, THE KNICKS ARE NBA CHAMPIONS 🏆 New York defeats San Antonio 4-1 in the NBA Finals, capturing their third championship in franchise history!
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i’m New York raised iced and praised my .99 price still alive KNICKS IN FIVE
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I'm loving all the videos 😂🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
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Let’s go Juan!
NEW: Juan Hernandez, a welder who says he took “just another contract job” at SpaceX for $28/hr in 2015, is now a millionaire as shares soar.
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I kinda understand why a lot of Americans never leave the country, like why would you? It has everything
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“We have not earned these” is wild. 😂😂😂 Looking at what you have through the eyes of others will give you gratitude.
USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving. Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free. I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these." "They just come with the table, man." They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner. This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat. I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared. "Did we…?" "Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless." Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined. My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude." Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man. I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy. Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived. I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most. Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.
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So who is rating the World Cup teams by attractiveness this year?
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Replying to @WendellPierce
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We found another surreal place on our way. I know some people will say I’m too positive about everything I see, but this place was crazy. They had a shooting range in the store.
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Just saw He-Man in 4D. You’re really paying to get your ass beat.
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Disney announced that it has acquired the global streaming rights to ‘Gracie’s Corner’ and will develop new original content with the Hollingsworth family huffpost.com/entry/disney-gr…
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GOOD MORNING NEW YORK CITY.
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OG put the city on his back.
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You can tell what borough they’re each from based on the fits
Knicks faithful 🤩🧡 (📸: Jesse D. Garrabrant/Getty Images)
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Wu-Tang performs Game 4 of the NBA Finals 👐🏾🏀🔥

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When James Dolan cancels the watch party outside MSG, we bring the watch party to you. Thanks to the @NBA, Knicks Game 4 is now playing on dozens of @LinkNYC screens across our city. LGK.
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