Crystal Noll, ASH, BSI. Director/Co-founder @221Bcon. Co-editor The Serpentine Muse. Librocubicularist. Foodie. she/her #GoAvsGo #CPFC 478

Joined September 2008
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If you're a hockey team that's looking for to bring in a head coach, you know you've found the right guy if you hafta ask the players' union to see if you're even allowed to hire him.
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Anthony Bourdain died on this day eight years ago and him describing Waffle House is still the single-most important description of America that has ever been articulated.

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at my funeral take the bouquet off my casket & throw it in the crowd to see who next
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dear lord open the schools
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EWR Terminal C TSA Precheck was 19 minutes.
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Made it through TSA Precheck at ATL in 30 minutes. No complaints.
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BREAKING UPDATE: Georgia State Senate passes a bill to switch Georgia to the Atlantic Time Zone. Georgia would observe year-round Daylight Saving Time and not change clocks twice a year. #gapol House Bill 154 now goes to the State House. Learn more here: bit.ly/4rI6DGZ
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Im tired
JUST IN: Petri dish of human brain cells grown on a microchip has learned to play DOOM.
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can i get a fucking ETA on “this too shall pass”
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why what happened
Due to current circumstances, Secretary Rubio will no longer travel to Israel on March 2.
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Fuck
It’s been a helluva week. Glad the weekend’s here..
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Nooooooo
FULL TRADE: Penguins acquire Sam Girard and 2028 2nd round pick from Avalanche for Brett Kulak. No salary retained. #LetsGoPens #GoAvsGo
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Yup
Unfortunately, once you stand up for yourself to the toxic boss and the workplace bully.. You become the problem.
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This is my kind of war.
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Get dressed, ye merry gentlemen, let nothing ye dismay! For it is Christmas, Christmas, Christmas. Christmas, Christmas Day! It’s Christmas Christmas Christmas Christmas Christmas Christmas Day… It is Chri-hi-hi-hi-hi-hi-histmas day, Chrissymas Day, it is Chriiiiiiiistmas Day!
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16 Dec 2025
Hiking in your 40s is a great way to meet new people. Today I met two paramedics, three nurses, a cardiologist and nearly met Jesus.
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