"1000 pokedollars. 1500 if you want to be breastfed. It's on sale because you're pretty.
And nah, it doesn´t. It did something to my friend who's infused with like tera energy, but otherwise it's fine."
"No, I meant like, instead of Pokémon going mega, it causes humans to.... Eh, mega change?
And sure, screw it, why not, how much for it?"