future president, practicing dog whisperer, PR representative for the Lorax
Joined November 2013
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19 Jan 2023
iPhones be like do you want to remove apps or delete photos cause we gotta make room for the new Lock Screen feature. You also have 100 GB of iCloud storage available
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5 Jan 2023
Why do people from Vermont and Maine post 7 photos at a time to Instagram with half of them being highways, trees, and the back of their friends heads in a cabin with a slight blur and the captions like “through blurred vision”
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31 Oct 2022
Flashlight feature is amazing but turns on whenever I do not need it. Too convenient to turn on
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12 Oct 2022
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Jake Lambert retweeted
29 Sep 2022
If Tua takes the field tonight, it's a massive step back for #concussion care in the NFL.
If he has a 2nd concussion that destroys his season or career, everyone involved will be sued & should lose their jobs, coaches included. We all saw it, even they must know this isn't right
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13 Sep 2022
Courtney Williams take over game tonight. Can’t find her Twitter to @ her but 15 assist tonight
8 Sep 2022
Not sure why they didn’t start football on Labor Day weekend where I could have sat in my hangover on Monday
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24 Aug 2022
Old men outside Dunkin talking baseball, the line that stood out as most Boston was “Ted Williams used to say they are all pussies”. I imagine that’s a normal conclusion they come to
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23 Aug 2022
A crazy thing that has kind of snuck by, is the trailer of the trailer. It’s like 5 seconds of clips before the trailer, and then says Watch the Full Trailer Now which is what you r doing I mean. .. what’s goin on with the world
13 Aug 2022
Don’t wanna jump on preseason but Deshaun Watson bad person and bust? Guillotine? Trail by combat?
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4 Aug 2022
So many mental health accounts when social media definitely not great for mental health
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12 Jul 2022
Walking etiquette should be taught in schools. I move out of the way for people who I could absolutely walk through while they keep working the runway I call a sidewalk.
12 Jul 2022
First photo: shame, embarrassment, old news Second photo: hands free, looks cool, innovative, arguably one strappin it
11 Jul 2022
I love being like it’s a mellow morning and then realizing my Microsoft teams and email isn’t working
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Jake Lambert retweeted
10 Jul 2022
sure every trip to the grocery store costs twice as much as it used to but hey at least the quality of those groceries has also decreased significantly
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8 Jul 2022
Seeing spoilers for “The Boys” when the episode has been out for 30 seconds. Thanks Twitter
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