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Jun 7
The Night Burger Tour. All summer.
Poster art by Nick Deez.
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When the righty half of your platoons are hitting .138 and .170 you may as well hit Carpenter and Keith. How many times do we wish they were up LATER IN THE GAME vs a righty? Why is that discounted?
Detroit Tigers OF Jahmai Jones strikes out swinging, leaving runners on first and third in a 1-1 game against Cleveland. He is now hitting .136 with a .457 OPS.
A.J. Hinch can’t continue to trot out a guy who is literally costing them wins.
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Leftists: The whole world hates America.
World Cup Tourists:
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On this edition of what was he thinking……?
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Jun 12
RAGE against The Machine....
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My first time ever going to the Comedy Mothership will be to see the distinguished droll of Detroit himself, @LandauDave !
Can't wait
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@LahnaTurner is officially my favorite human - ever.
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Jun 10
History is complicated…🤣🤣
Starring @DanHollaway
@LandauDave
@CandiceHollaway
Myles Johnson and
@GerardVsEvil
📸 Tyler LaSalle
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Jun 10
@LandauDave @StuDoesAmerica Coming soon to a theater near you.
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Jun 10
Just remember that if you’re a man breaking into Graham Platner’s house, he’s a man breaking into you!
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Graham Platner said WHAT?!
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Tony's got some thoughts on (almost) everyone
TONY HINCHCLIFFE: MAN OF THE PEOPLE is now playing on Netflix
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Jun 10
This Thurs-Sat (June 11-13) I’ll be blowing through Little Rock!
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