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I have Depression, Anxiety, and OCD That is like the sadness Hat Trick.
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Trump can't keep his eyes or the Strait of Hormuz open.
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And the Oscar goes to....
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Single introverts be like “if it’s meant to be, my future love will simply teleport into my living room”
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Remembering the legendary Prince on what would have been his 68th birthday. ❤️✨ Here he is delivering an absolutely breathtaking performance of “Purple Rain” live in Syracuse, 1985 — quite possibly one of the greatest versions ever. There will never be another like him.
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🚨: The largest and most important groundwater supply in the United States is running out.
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BREAKING: Trump gives a jaw-dropping response to Iran "completely blocking" the Strait of Hormuz and choking off the global economy: "I couldn’t care less." And it gets so much worse... “I really don’t care. I couldn’t care less,” Trump said in a phone interview with CNBC. Earlier today, it was revealed that Iran has cut off all dialogue channels with the United States, scuttling negotiations because the ceasefire has been violated. In addition to Trump bombing Iranian facilities over the past few days, Israel has been conquering territory in Lebanon and killing civilians in Gaza. Iran will now totally close off the Strait of Hormuz, skyrocketing global oil prices. “If [the negotiations are] over, they’re over. If they’re not, you know, I think they took too much time. Frankly, I thought they started to get very boring," Trump said. In other words: Trump is too lazy and attention-deficient to actually do his job. He'd much rather spend his time screeching on Truth Social, posting AI slop, and watching montages of explosions on his iPad. He's exactly as dull-witted and easily distracted as his most worst critics claim. Trump also said that he's "going to ask" Benjamin Netanyahu “what’s going on with Lebanon.” "What's going on" is that Netanyahu has been using the ongoing conflict with Iran as a pretext to invade Lebanon, slaughter its people, and seize territory that Israel has long coveted. Either Trump is pretending not to know that — which is entirely possible since he prioritizes Israeli interests over American ones at every turn — or he just can't be bothered to pay attention to what's going on in the world, despite that being his entire job description. Probably both. As for his admission that he doesn't care about negotiations breaking down and the Strait closing, it's stunning but perfectly in keeping with his past behavior. He confessed recently that he doesn't think about Americans' financial situations at all. What does he care if we can't afford gas, groceries, or rent? He and his family have never been richer and every day their net worth increases. Please ❤️ and share if you think that Donald Trump is the worst President that we've ever had!
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#TrumpBelongsInPrison #TrumpIsUnfitForOffice #TrumpisaNationalDisgrace Seriously what is wrong with people who like him?!
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#PrideMonth 🏳️‍🌈
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2016: Stronger Together 2020: Build Back Better 2024: We’re Not Going Back 2026: Shut Up You Ugly Fuck We’ve been polite long enough.
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🚨: Voyager 1 is now so far from Earth that a signal traveling at the speed of light takes 23 hours, 32 minutes and 35.444 seconds to reach it — so when engineers send a command, they can wait nearly two days to know whether the spacecraft responded.
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Never forget: “Why should I go to that cemetery? It’s filled with losers.” In a separate conversation on the same trip, Trump referred to the more than 1,800 marines who lost their lives at Belleau Wood as “suckers” for getting killed. theatlantic.com/politics/arc…
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It's actually everyday. #MemorialDay
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NHL: The intermission is 20 minutes long. @espn OK, we will advertise for 17 minutes. NHL: You could do some more analysi ESPN: We will advertise for 17 minutes!!!!
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One Galactic Year = 230 Million Earth Years Welcome to the Real Scale of Time Your planet isn’t drifting quietly through space. It’s screaming along at 514,000 mph (828,000 km/h) as the entire Solar System orbits the center of the Milky Way. One full lap — one Galactic Year (or Cosmic Year) — takes roughly 230 million Earth years.Let that sink in.When the Sun last occupied this exact spot in the galaxy, the age of dinosaurs was just beginning. The asteroid that wiped them out struck about two-thirds of the way through our current Galactic Year. Anatomically modern humans? We’ve existed for only 0.001 of a single Galactic Year — a cosmic eye-blink. This isn’t just trivia. It’s perspective.Over deep time, the night sky itself changes. The familiar constellations we love will be unrecognizable after enough galactic orbits. Our Solar System drifts through different galactic neighborhoods: sometimes cruising near dense star clusters, sometimes plunging through dust-rich spiral arms where new stars are born. Each lap brings new cosmic weather, new radiation environments, and new chapters in the story of life on Earth.Right now, all eight planets, the asteroid belt, and the distant Kuiper Belt are riding this 230-million-year merry-go-round together — a tiny caravan hurtling around the galactic center at breathtaking speed, while we sip coffee and scroll on our phones.The more we grasp this motion, the more humble and awe-struck we become. We’re not stationary observers of the universe. We’re passengers on a high-speed starship, completing majestic laps through a spiral galaxy that has already carried us through the rise and fall of dinosaurs and the brief dawn of humanity.This image captures it beautifully: our Solar System as a fragile speck tracing its eternal path through the glowing arms of the Milky Way.Tag someone who needs this cosmic reality check. What other mind-bending space facts should we explore next?
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This bill needs be to be passed ASAP. To prevent dishonest, deceitful billionaires from buying elections. And if the election meddling billionaire is an immigrant — investigate, prosecute, denaturalize and deport him back to wherever the hell he came from.
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Today in 1980, Mount Saint Helens erupted in Washington State. It was the deadliest and most destructive volcanic eruption in US history.
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