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going through my phone and deleting all the crying selfies i've taken. getting nostalgic!
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Jun 15
saying βoh reasonβ instead of βoh godβ when she puts it in
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everything he would need is right here
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If you could revive Karl Marx with Juche necromancy but could only give him 3 books to catch him up to speed what are you choosing
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i likely died many years ago and this is all a fabrication created as a sort of purgatory for me whether thats to to teach me something or punish im not sure but i appreciate all your efforts in making this feel so real
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Yesterday it was Oliver Tree, today it's the B-52's..... this is a horrible week for music lovers
UPDATE: 8 crew members killed in B-52 crash at Edwards Air Force Base in California
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love these little toys . Eptstein's Cradles
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Jun 14
white people be like Nintendo probably didn't even see the YouTube video I made
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Just finished reading this and it is so fucking funny you have to read it, it's only 10 pages. "3D is my culture, just like milk and muesli is my breakfast" and then he's talking about busting it to drawings of "sexy" kids lol we have to lock all Europeans up NOW
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opened the keef collector on my grinder and it was completely empty in there
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why were they spelling 'jail' Bloodborne style on Border Security??
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seeing photos of my side profile and i lowkey look like squidward biting the krabby patty and feeling self conscious but then remembering that that same man is actually very handsome and a cool calmness washes over me
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new @Apple iPhone update apparently sends a notification to your girlfriends phone when you try to zoom in on a picture of Ivy Wolk's armpit #iPhone #iOS26 #SleepingOnTheCouch
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Jun 13
They attacked my teeth as well and made lower teeth more crooked. They have fluorescent dye around my entire mouth to mark it. It shows up in camera filters.
Jun 12
I lost multiple teeth from directed energy weapon attacks in 2017 for talking about local police and more specifically one particular officer who questioned me and got my phone number in a grocery store 5 days before my targeting went live. Every single time I mentioned him or police or police misconduct allegations, a tiny chip was broken off of a tooth. Now I get mutilated even for badmouthing the FBI in the presumed privacy of my own home. How many journalists, activists, whistleblowers or others lose teeth or get mutilated for talking about the authorities? Because this is where we're headed as a society with runaway surveillance.
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Brazilian girl getting thrown off a 40ft tower with no bungee cord attached, from multiple angles, as soon as you wake up. It's For You, Dog
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yesterday it was Yemeni Spider-man falling like 500ft into a volcano or something. it's crazy out there!
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This is the type of shit Riker is eating two minutes into a Next Gen episode where he has sex with a dozen Klingon women
Jun 12
what i'm eating for breakfast:
beet hummus, black lentils, arugula, eggplant, kalamata olives, asparagus, romanesco, artichoke hearts, hemp seeds, beech mushrooms, parsley, oregano, garlic, olive oil, marigold flowers as garnish, cannellini beans.
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"It's called Klot Vag, it's supposedly a Klingon delicacy. Captain you really ought to try some!"
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Jun 12
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ME: It's okay for me to be smoking weed because I don't have any kids.
PLUG: Why do you always buckle up in here dude. We're never gonna move nowhere
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