Former scratch golfer. Play fast. Course snob. Longer relationship with my putter than any woman.

Joined February 2021
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“Mbappe is the best player in the world” Me watching Mbappe:
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“I don’t even like soccer no one ever scores” Spain vs. Cape Verde 0-0 draw:
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What a treat from Sweden in the 96th minute to reward me for staying up
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Thousandth man in the Bonnie blue queue or watch 48 minutes of De’terrorist Fox basketball
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Show me a lane violation. Make no mistakes.
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Bored. Here’s Shinnecock from memory
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Typo message to mom #kms
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600 follower World Cup opening Night schedule of events dox
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Now put him on a call during the first half of the World Cup opener
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Watching the 2022 World Cup final highlights and I still get chills
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It’s showtime
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How the fuck do you do that fox
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What was I fucking thinking
"We are pleased to offer you..."
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Work is taking us to top golf on Wednesday. This will be my Super Bowl
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Larry James "L.J." Sinclair retweeted
golden hour @ Baltimore Country Club. Easily my favorite day of golf in 2026. Also had a great match with @LarryJSinclair @_macwebster and @RevWSJohnson
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Larry James "L.J." Sinclair retweeted
Tilly shmilly
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I’m about one more shit round away from sandbagging allegations
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There is no better hangover cure than a morning round of golf
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