Welcome to my brain dump. 75% sarcastic. 100% dramatic. Texas Tech Alum. #WreckEm🌵
Joined February 2011
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Why did no one tell me the pub next to hot yoga was hosting England fans for a party bc I just walked out lookin like a sweaty rat
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The past few weeks proved to me that I really am an alumni of the best university in the world wide world🥰
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Now I just feel bad all of y’all will having nothing to tweet about until the next Georgia player gets caught drag racing ://
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Lauren retweeted
Jun 16
Stole an in conference QB, took down the whole NCAA for a month, and made everyone hate us just to say we could. Now Will Hammond is my QB just like we planned.
Can’t believe this is my life.
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Jun 16
I’m so glad I never have to see the word integrity on my TL ever again
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Jun 15
It’s been quite the role reversal to watch some Europeans romanticize America
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Jun 14
How do parents of these players plan for the CWS?? You could be there 2 days or a whole week… how do you book hotels with so much unknown?? Stressed
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Jun 14
I will never understand how destroying the city is how people celebrate winning a championship
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Jun 12
This older couple next to me on plane pulled out their 1970s yearbook and are going through the entire class playing the game: coming to reunion or passed away. It’s the cutest yet saddest thing I’ve eavesdropped on🥹😭
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Jun 12
I think everyone just needs to get themselves a McDonalds hash brown and crispy DC and you’ll feel better
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