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Laura L. Davis retweeted
26 Nov 2023
A lot of you would fold in this situation
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25 Nov 2023
I’m finally ready to get excited about the tickets I snagged for @TBLightning vs Avs on Monday. In the 2nd row!!! 🥹😭 Should I make a sign or something? #gobolts
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17 Nov 2023
PARAKEETS!!!! I HOPE THERE’S NONE ON THE MENU
17 Nov 2023
waitress: are there any allergies at this table?
me, already drunk: POLLEN
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15 Nov 2023
It's only 11:30 AM but if my phone rings or dings from somebody I don't know one more time, that person is getting an earful lol
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13 Nov 2023
I WANNA ALWAYS FEEL LIKE PART OF THIS 👆WAS ☝️ MI-I-IIIINE 🫨 I WANNA FALL IN LOVE TONIGHT
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Laura L. Davis retweeted
9 Nov 2023
They had a secret decoration battle and I’m crying 😭😂😂
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8 Nov 2023
My dad died in March. I've been suffering immensely. In June, I decided I needed to get myself together - but how? ?? It felt so impossible. I tried to think back on what I knew. Use my lessons. I know grief. I'm good at grief. But this ... this has been something very different.
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8 Nov 2023
I also got myself a toaster because I haven't had one in 3 years, somehow. Everything was on sale, and a good deal. I'm extremely frugal and love a sale – something I got from my mom that my dad admired. I'm proud of myself, and feeling a lot better. I still miss my pops though.
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8 Nov 2023
I feel like I should also say that ~retail therapy~ isn't always THE MOVE, lol. I put the litter box on a payment plan honestly took like $500 from savings on the rest. But it was a better use of my stash than ice cream and clothes I won't wear or return. So – strategize! ☺️
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7 Nov 2023
My new apparent super power is my rebuilt wrist can tell when a cold front is coming 🥴
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1 Nov 2023
Not me forgetting it’s Halloween and marveling at 3 nuns vaping outside Target.
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Laura L. Davis retweeted
30 Oct 2023
Y'all. Unc really, truly practiced this shit and took it seriously. And for that,I give him 3.75 out of 4 stars. ⭐⭐⭐💫
He remembered all the words! He stayed calm! He didn't yell or adlib wildly not one time! 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹
Good job, Uncle Flav. You did that shit. I respect it. ✊🏽
30 Oct 2023
Flavor Flav sings the National Anthem at the Milwaukee Bucks game:
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30 Oct 2023
Biggest annoyance about Florida movies is when they say something happened in the basement. There’s like 12 houses with basements in the whole state. Pick a screen porch, backyard bunker, shed, Florida room, carport … anything but a basement!
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30 Oct 2023
And also, when they call it “the 4”!!!! Nobody calls it the 4, and if you do, somebody will definitely call you out. I’m watching Pain Hustlers on Netflix and it’s got a prominent depiction of Lakeland.
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