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Laura Hayden @LauraHaydenFun

Comedian, Doctor, Shoe Fanatic, Shenanigator! If you need comedy in your life.. and I'm sure you do! I'm the solution! Laughter heals and sarcasm feel good!

Joined April 2011
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#delta #americanexpress #bs #lax why do I bother spending so much money on this credit card? Only reason I have this credit card is for lounge access
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Love seats were originally designed to fit women’s large hoop dresses, not couples.
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Word of the day brabble [ brab-uhl ] verb (used without object) 1. to argue stubbornly about trifles; wrangle.
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In Scotland, people celebrate two days as fools’ days! The second is called “Taily day,” in which people play pranks only using one’s back part. That is they stick papers saying, “Kick me” and so on to one’s back
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Listening to Metallica can help calm monkeys
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Word of the Day Gnashnab noun )18th century) 1. someone whocomplains all the time. A moaner or grumbler.
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Word of the day moue [ moo ] noun 1. a pouting grimace
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Older $100 bills show a picture of Independence Hall in Philadelphia & the time on the clock shows 4:10. Newer bills have Independence Hall featured on the back as well, but the time is 10:30. Both images were done in the 1920s,no one seems to know why the times are different.
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Word of the Day doggo \DAW-goh, DOG-oh\ adverb 1. Informal. in concealment; out of sight.
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Great sex can give you transient global amnesia A condition that causes you to lose memories for a couple of hours, literally 'blowing your mind'
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Australia is home to several amazing pink lakes
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Supposedly the first recorded use of the word "selfie" was in 2002 on an internet forum by a group of Australians
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word of the day felicitous [ fi-lis-i-tuhs ] adjective 1. well-suited for the occasion, as an action, manner, or expression; apt; appropriate.
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Word of day Bacchanal bac·cha·nal Noun�1. an occasion of wild and drunken revelry."the event has morphed into one of the most shamelessly drunken bacchanals
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word of the day Felicitous 1. Well-chosen or suited to the circumstances.
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It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky
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Word of the Day benighted [bih-nahy-tid] adjective 1. intellectually or morally ignorant; unenlightened: benighted ages of barbarism and superstition. 2. overtaken by darkness or night.
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Word of the Day yeasayer \YEY-sey-er\ noun 1. a person with an optimistic and confident outlook.
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Ancient Romans used to drop a piece of toast in their wine for good luck, which is how we came about “raise your glass for a toast”
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Word of the day parapraxis par-uh-PRAK-sis 1. a slip of the tongue: forgetfulness, misplacement of objects to reveal unconscious wishes
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