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Hello and welcome to Day 1 of the UFC Freedom 250 Fan Fest: a thing that is happening on the White House Lawn
The bread is beer, the beer costs $12. Romans got theirs for free. The circus, as you can see, is everywhere
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There is, and I swear to God this is true: a Giant Western Sausage for sale at UFC Freedom 250
ALT A sign that says Giant Western Sausage: Juicy's with a picture of the Giant Western Sausage covered in peppers and onions and whatnot
ALT A picture of the actual Giant Western Sausage, which is very large and which obviously I bought
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Hello and welcome to Day 1 of the UFC Freedom 250 Fan Fest: a thing that is happening on the White House Lawn
The bread is beer, the beer costs $12. Romans got theirs for free. The circus, as you can see, is everywhere
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Epilogue: Zac Brown wants you to know that if you don't like this event you shouldn't live in America because apparently it's un-American not to like UFC. Now he's singing about how he has no more fucks to give, here in his safe place
Anyway. A time to be alive. Good night
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(Power Slap, which Dana White insists will be The Next Big Thing, is when two big burly men slap each other in the face until one of them goes unconscious. "But Laura, isn't that a recipe for brain injuries that could ruin somebody's life?" Why yes. That is exactly what it is)
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