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Joined May 2014
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POV: You are Machine Gun Kelly & Megan Fox is waking you up from a nap
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Look upon Michael, your new God, and despair
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Laura Mulcahy retweeted
5 Nov 2022
bra shopping looking for both style and comfort
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If I tell you I’ve been ill and your response is “at least you probably lost weight” maybe fucking stop. Maybe walk into the ocean actually
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Finally decided on the shirt to wear to my niece’s baptism
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The most I have ever identified with any song lyric is when Carly Rae Jepson said she’s Just Going to the Store
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I’d like to formally apologize for the actions I took at Twitter HQ yesterday. @elonmusk I am so sorry.
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Former Twitter employee here 👋 I was one of the many people El*n laid off. My job was to feed raw meet to the room full of carnivorous, dinosaur-like blue birds at Twitter HQ (they’re mutants, don’t exist in nature). Sad to think how those birds are doing now 🧵 👇
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Elongated Toilet
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1 Nov 2022
There Needs To Be A Restaurant For People Who Just Want To Pet The Spinning Meat clickhole.com/there-needs-to…
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This is the website my wife uses to keep me safe
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This Amazon couch review is the single most heartbreaking thing I’ve ever read
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INEX HAHA LELE
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Hanging these in my living room in case I forget
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Male improvisers & their gfs
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