comedy writer / fantasy football degenerate
Joined March 2009
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14 Aug 2023
I'm throwing it and it will indeed be epic. Trivia, prizes, themed signs. Tell your "Bruce friend" -- we've all got one.
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3 May 2023
Actors: come to the picket lines! Guaranteed you will get the attention you crave!!! And we will remember who came when we’re casting our next shows #writersstrike
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21 Feb 2022
life's greatest mysteries:
-where do we go when we die?
-why is there a line outside Maru?
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6 Feb 2022
I went on a Bumble date and the guy showed up bleeding and that WASN'T the weirdest part of the date.
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6 Feb 2022
... because the weirdest part was when the check came and I reached for my wallet and he said he'd pay because "when a woman touches money it makes me think she's a whore." (2/2)
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30 Dec 2021
the next person who replies "well, we need it" to all this LA rain is getting punched in the face.
29 Dec 2021
What if Benjamin Button disease is just a side effect of Long Covid