They don't hate me because I'm old. They hate me because of my personality.
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Operation Rolling Blunder
Jun 1
Spurs about to dunk on Knicks like Texas has been dunking on New York.
Go Spurs Go 🔥👽
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Jun 12
It’s becoming clear that any school other than Texas Tech couldn’t care less about the mental health of their student athletes.
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I did not think he could exceed everyone’s expectations on this but he absolutely did. What a gem.
May 29
one of my homies today asked me to imagine what jameis might say to dart about all this. i said “anything is on the board.”
here’s the board. as you can see, i was correct.
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Chris Boswell showed up at OTA’s 20 years older
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:)
May 26
Evgeni Malkin is returning on a one year deal per the Penguins
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I would also hold no ill-will towards a company that gave me Two Hundred and Thirty Million American Dollars after I demonstrated that I was a bad person and also bad at my job
May 21
Deshaun Watson holds no ill will toward Cleveland despite rocky tenure, believes Todd Monken’s offense can bring out his best.
More from our story with @DanielOyefusi on why Browns giving Watson another QB1 shot espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/4880…
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1. Four Moon Tavern - Chicago, IL
2. Nick’s Pub - St. Louis, MO
3. The Griffon - Charleston, SC
4. Old Town Tavern - Scottsdale, AZ
5. Sloppy Joe’s - Key West, FL
May 18
My Top 5 Favorite Bars in the United States
1. Katy Trail Ice House - Dallas, TX
2. Chicken Licks - Sun Prairie, WI
3. Ear Inn - New York, NY
4. Dead Bob’s - St. Petersburg, FL
5. The Library - Oxford, MS
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Whatever man
May 16
Sources: Aaron Rodgers and the Steelers now have reached agreement on a one-year deal. Rodgers officially is reuniting with the Steelers and their new head coach Mike McCarthy for the 2026 season.
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Scran Frischilla
May 16
Rice, curry sauce and a scotch egg at Yokohama F Marinos (@prompt_fmarinos, Japan)
🇯🇵 1300 yen (£5.50)
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They’re playing my song
Pulling up to a brewery this summer with these on my feet, two kids in tow, and brutally mogging all the other dads >>>
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layds retweeted
May 10
Top 5 pick and Benny Mats for Zubac is good business
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Does he have a humiliation kink why does he keep saying this shit?
BREAKING: Steelers GM Omar Khan tells Chris Mack on Westwood One sports that he doesn’t know where Aaron Rodgers is. He wouldn’t confirm that he’s in town for a visit this weekend. Wow.
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Even the boomer Philly fans have gotten soft? We’re losing recipes man
All you penguins fans , love sucking CRYSBYS DICK don’t yas? Cock sucking scum of the earth. Your city sucks too.
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Absolutely
Apr 25
With the 169th pick in the 2026 NFL Draft, we select FB Riley Nowakowski.
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It’s fine nothing matters
Apr 25
Looking like Silovs will start tonight. Interesting choice.
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Apr 25
In the third round at pick No. 76, the Steelers selected Penn St. QB Drew Allar.
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