hello everyone, my names cain. I finally decided to take the offer to work here, promise I won't disappoint. (account runner is 18 ) (parody)
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//probably should have made this ALOT earlier.
cain is a lvl 5 agent, their stats are:
85 fortitude.
93 prudence
90temperance
88 justice
may add more if I feel the need for idk
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"i can give oh so much power! only if we make a deal! you'll see everyone who wronged you fall in the blink of an eye!
... all i need is a body, a first blood.
what do you say?"
/time slowly goes back to normal, as the eye is too distracted to keep up her rules/
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RT @ZweiAugust: {The door had manifested in Training}
{Someone else has opened it, and stepped into L. Corp}
{…It’s not our August}
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RT @ZweiAugust: Due to recent events I won’t be present at L. Corp for… an extended period of time. I will be gone, do not attempt to follo…
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//pls anyone int i need to do smth a little light hearted ;-;
[cain had finally relaxed, they were missing their ego gear, now wearing a heavy thumb colored coat, as they layed on the ground, drunk.]
My fucking brother…stupid *hic* memories…
[they had a couple bottles, approach the drunken rabbit?]
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(parody) cain, extraction dept. agent. retweeted
[cain had finally relaxed, they were missing their ego gear, now wearing a heavy thumb colored coat, as they layed on the ground, drunk.]
My fucking brother…stupid *hic* memories…
[they had a couple bottles, approach the drunken rabbit?]
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imagine getting blended, if I tried to get thrown in their I would just bite whoever grabbed me!
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(parody) cain, extraction dept. agent. retweeted
//I know my acc is new but wouldn’t hurt to do some interaction bait :D
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[cain, seeing Lyla’s signal, fired at them, red rings surrounding everyone.]
PARRY THIS ASSHOLE!
[and those red rings would start firing upon everyone surrounded by them.]
I tire of all your games!
*He then takes his free hand, summons a spectral dragon claw on it, and slashes down on the arm clamping down on his own.*
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//thats all of the gifts now, all they need is the suit…
Hmmmmm...i could probably help you with your bullet count, make them have a lil more kick
-She pulls something off of her chest, it was wrapped over her before- here, you can have this~
[E.G.O Gift Received: Torn Bandolier]
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(parody) cain, extraction dept. agent. retweeted
//@Lcorpcain witness (for those who aren't aware, no this isn't a ship, want to clarify, Cain is only Benedict's)
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//their so cute together 🥹 2 sleep deprived goobers
[seeing Cain's cute face, he can't help but smile]
...cute.
[Was the last words Benedict mutter before falling asleep]
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//WAITER WAITER, MORE YURI PLEASE!
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(parody) cain, extraction dept. agent. retweeted
Cain and Lyla training section where it's just Cain shooting Lyla until she finally gets the correct parry window
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//we need a transmasc spiral of contempt…
// we are referring to @/DerFemschutze , which doesn't have a transmasc counterpart yet
the two egos with synergy rn is Contempt, Awe(SoC) and Fell Bullet (Der fluchschutze) so if there's transfem derfluch then there shall be transmasc spiral of contempt
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//it would be funny…
//next thing you know there's transmasc Spiral of Contempt
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//outside of turn order/event
[cain, while watching the others go after the wyrm, notice asters corpse, they could "technically" be revived still, so they resisted the cravings, rushing over to them and lugging them far away from the battle, setting them down against some rocks]
-and out the other side. Once all the way through, his rips it hand out and throws Aster aside.*
Get up from that, interloper. I dare you.
*He says as the anger on his face is very apparent.*
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may not know ya too well...but an agent is an agent...
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