I make fart jokes and shoot things… to the glory of God of course. (1.9M on TikTok)
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Garrett95’s got me working hard to get it off yall! #weightloss #awkwardmoment #bigboys #healthylifestyle
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2 Timothy 2 and 1 Timothy 3 already settled these things folks… only men preach and Elders are men who are married to one woman. It ain’t that hard. #sbc #presbyterian #preacherreacts #sarcasm #christiansbelike
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TBH I know most people are meaning they were convicted… but when it crosses over to “God actually spoke to me” I’m out… inspiration stopped about 1900 years ago yall. The Bible is all we need to follow Him (2 Peter 1:3). #preachers #christianhumor #pastors #godspoketome
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What would you do if someone threatened you in a Target parking lot? Tony shares a crazy story about a woman who cut him off and threatened him with a gun. I told him exactly how I would have handled that situation. I would have called the police, given them her license plate
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I feel like this should be Lesson 1 for every new quarter in the Middle School Boys’ class… #preachers #pastors #middleschool #boysbelike #churchfunny
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Have you ever noticed that country churches always have the most interesting signs? We look at a sign from Zion Lutheran Church blaming Satan for the brutal August heat. We also try to track down Mark Femmel to see if he is the mastermind behind this masterpiece. If you know
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What happens when someone hijacks the end of a church service? Tony and I discuss a wild moment where a church member stood up right before the closing prayer to make a shocking public announcement. When someone says "I need to say something" in front of the whole room, everyone
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Is daytime talk television completely dead? Tony and I discuss the current state of daytime TV and what happened to former giants like Ellen and Maury. We also get into the wild trend of celebrities using Ozempic and Botox until they end up looking completely unrecognizable. The
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