Revolutionary, Protector of my household staff of can-opening poop-scoopers, Champion of Champagne Communism and Luxury Beliefs. No crypto, no porn.
Joined February 2025
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Jun 11
There used to be a fight between, like, French vanilla, vs vanilla bean. Then chocolate came. Now, we are all vanilla. Chocolate must go back.
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Jun 9
It’s because of the beheadings, mostly. A little bit the bombings, and there’s a healthy chunk that’s gang rape and harassment of women and young girls, and praying in The street and burning churches doesn’t help, but mostly I think it’s the decapitations.
Jun 9
Why do non-Muslims see me as a THREAT just because I’m Muslim?!
I just want to live in PEACE. Why am I judged for what a few criminals do?!
This isn’t fear, this is pure hate. 😔💔
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Jun 5
Holy shit, two in a row. You throw down the gauntlet and then block so I can’t respond. What a cowardly manchild.
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Jun 5
The sheer gutlessness of replying, demanding invitation, and then blocking so that I cannot reply or even QT is so humiliating for you, holy shit! You don’t even deserve to sit in the cuck chair, go sit in the corner and imagine me fucking the wife you will never have, pussy.
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May 23
A properly “loaded” baked tater. Copious butter, cheddar, jack, and pepperjack cheese, sour cream, and caviar. Chives, green onions, and bacon crumbles are very acceptable, not present here. A splash of Stoli vodka can be added to make it a celebratory meal.
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May 20
Young men, like age 16-20, should be encouraged to indenture themselves to cats. A kitten to start, then, later, a neurotic, semi-feral, shelter cat or former stray. I can think of no better training for learning to deal with women.
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Apr 26
“You must update this app to launch it. Do you want to update it?” Click “no.” Open different app. “This app requires access to your photos. Allow/deny?” Click deny. App closes. Throw phone. Go outside, plant radishes and pray for societal collapse.
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Apr 23
Centurion walks into a bar and orders a martinus. Bartender says “you mean martini?” Centurion says: “Let’s start with one and see where the night takes us.”
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Apr 23
If a 37mm signal launcher is not a DD or even a gun, then a 37mm MK-19 would not be a post-ban MG. I need this for when I want to send a lot of signals in a hurry. 🧐
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Apr 16
Great question, thanks for calling the show! You’ll need a tailor’s tape measure, a globe, and an orange to peel! Should take ~10-20min depending on the kids. Stay on the line, I’ll have us get you a free copy of my book: “Answers to Questions You’ll Feel Dumb to Have Axed”!
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Apr 13
My female human was explaining something to the male and he just exploded, shouting: “Fifty fucking Somalis! I wanna see Vatican City take fifty fucking Somalis or Shut the Fuck Up, you big hat wearing, fish eating, altar-boy fucking, mother-fucker!” Anyone understand?
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Apr 8
Obviously Commonism doesn’t work if the hoomins can just leave! A tax is a good first step, like Canadia, people are reluctant to leave their stuffs. Ultimately you need a wall and a mine field. That’s just proper.
Across the country, at least ten states, including Washington, are now exploring or have already passed an exit or wealth tax to combat revenue losses from residents fleeing to lower tax areas
komonews.com/news/nation-wor…
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Mar 27
Female human: You’re needlessly argumentative.
Male Human: I don’t think so.
Female: You contradict anything I say.
Male: Not anything. Name something you’ve been right about that I’ve contradicted.
Female: It’s not about whether I was right.
Male: So you were wrong?
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Mar 26
My adopted humans have recently become old people, and need “low sodium” grocery items. Where do old people shop? Everything in the regular person grocery store is pretty high sodium. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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LeftyKitty retweeted
Mar 23
Black rapist "Jusiah Jones" who shoved rocks in his victim's mouth so she couldn't call for help was just released on house arrest...
Judge Richard Hersch is responsible
Feb 27
HORRIFIC. Two boys, ages 12 and 13, charged for the BRUTAL R*PE of a 12-year-old girl in Florida.
Nelson Nunez and Jusiah Jones reportedly kidnapped the girl after leaving her friend's house, shoved rocks in her mouth to prevent her from screaming, and R*PED her for a half-hour.
They are currently being held without bond and are being charged as adults.
Where are the parents?!?!
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LeftyKitty retweeted
Mar 9
It was the celebration of his murder from leftists everywhere, not the murder itself. People that you knew were openly just saying "I am glad that fucker died". Like, sheepish women that you knew irl would say this shit. Bloodthirsty
Changed my perspective on a lot of things
Mar 9
The degree to which Charlie Kirk's assassination affected people and their decisions about life will never be fully comprehended or conveyed but it seems to be surprisingly large
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