There had been no play so why did the players even need lunch? Sat there when the weather was good enough to play & then start when more rain is due. Whoever made these decisions should be sacked. What a joke #ENGvNZ

So Royce Keys gets jobbed out to the Bargain Basement Bloodline in a glorified handicap match. Who booked that crap?#Smackdown

What are the chances of a result by close of play? #ENGvNZ

This Lords pitch is a disgrace. They’ve just said on Sky it will cost £12m to replace the square. They’re not short of a bob or two there so may I suggest you pull your fingers out and get it done. #ENGvNZ

Really hope tomorrow night Jacob kicks the living crap out of everyone because I have no intention of watching any of them being Romans pet bitches again. #WWEClash

I know it isn’t going to happen but the best thing they can do is keep Becky Lynch far away from the women’s intercontinental championship for a while at least. #WWEClash

Cody has a 4 leaf clover up his arse. Nobody else has as much luck as he does I swear. #WWEClash

Good call taking Mosquera off but shouldn’t have been given that opportunity as he should have got a 2nd yellow for conceding the penalty. #champi̇onsleaguefinal

That Jaded onto the chair looked absolute 💩. Sorry not sorry #SmackDown

The hell that wasn’t a red card. That was an assault never mind a tackle. VAR makes yet another shocking decision #ARSBUR

Arsenal have been getting away with doing that all season long yet the second it happens to them “they” decide to do something about it. All this decision has done is hand Arsenal the title & push West Ham closer to relegation. It’s an utter disgrace #WHUARS

Anyone else notice the referees in today’s games not giving decisions of any significance. I know the seasons almost over but it felt like most of them were on holiday already. #PremierLeague

This is the equivalent of someone getting an A grade on a group project despite the fact they contributed absolutely nothing to it.

Is Roman supposed to be the heel here or is it Jacob? I’m leaning towards Roman because that line about in the family they’re equals but in the ring Jacob is beneath him definitely isn’t something a babyface would say. #RawOnNetflix

I know they’re a rare breed & mistakes do occasionally happen but what I’d give for a keeper comfortable with the ball at his feet #ManchesterUtd

Anyone else concerned that Amad comes on makes a mistake & the team that looked no threat on the entire first half are back in the game or is it just me? #MUNLIV

So players can wipe out an opponent in the box & not concede a penalty but that can get given. Games well & truly gone. Another fantastic decision….. not #ScrapVAR

My latest iPhone update went on this morning & I can’t prove I’m over 18 because I don’t have a driving licence or ID card & my passport isn’t good enough & my debit card isn’t good enough either & I don’t have a credit card. Thanks online safety act.

Nearly forgot to make my yearly post. #EarthDay

The post from Football Tweet is inaccurate: 1. sir Alex Ferguson has 16 (should be 17 technically), not just 13 as he won 3 with Aberdeen 2. Sir Alex won his 16 titles without controversy, while Pep’s eras at Barcelona and Man City have faced/still facing court cases, one for alleged bribery and the other for irregular financial dealings through offshore payments 3. Pep Guardiola has managed Barcelona, Bayern Munich, and Manchester City, while Sir Alex started with Stirlingshire, St Mirren, Aberdeen and then Manchester United 4. When Pep took over at Barcelona, they had won 2 of the last 4 La Liga seasons and a champions league just 2 seasons before his appointment 5. When sir Alex took over at St Mirren, they were a midtable team struggling. he then assembled a young squad and promoted the team by winning the Scottish first division with them with an average age of just 19 (his captain was only 20 yrs old) 6. When Pep took over Bayern Munich, they were treble winners, sweeping every major trophy including the UEFA Champions League 7. When Sir Alex took over Aberdeen, they had won the league only once in their history and had not won it in 23 years. He went on to win it 3x and that remains the last time any club outside Celtic or Rangers has won the Scottish league 8. When Pep took over Manchester City, they were Premier League champions. 9. When Sir Alex took over at Manchester United, United had not won the league in 19 years. He then won the Premier League 13x with mostly kids in his first titles 10. Sir Alex won an European trophy with Aberdeen and remains the only manager in the last four decades to beat Real Madrid in a major European final. The ability to transform struggling teams into dominant forces legitimately without financial tricks or a secret doctor preparing concoctions for players is what makes Sir Alex the 🐐 manager.