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12 Mar 2020
Yay! I've been saved from the virus.
We've all been asked to clean our desks.
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28 Feb 2020
I've got no Internet at home.
I can't turn on my lights!
Modern life!
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21 Feb 2020
Made a school boy Friday error.
Fixed a someone else's bug and checked the fix in.
Now I can't leave until the build machine completes.
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19 Feb 2020
Yesterday I implemented a fairly elegant and easily expandable system.
Today I got a bug that fitted perfectly with my new system.
The programming gods are smiling upon me.
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18 Feb 2020
I've written some async code!
Problems many now have I, seems but to work it.
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17 Feb 2020
Well I've had a fun day...
I'll just tweak the display of this property in the editor...
5 hours later, all I've done is make it look worse and made it more painful to edit. A day wasted.
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13 Feb 2020
I've got a bug that only happens in an optimised build.
I can't debug it and look at local variables.
If I debug out the variables then the bug doesn't happen.
It's going to be an interesting afternoon.
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Lego Coder retweeted
4 Feb 2020
Honestly
Honestly, it’s fine
The Brit said, dishonestly
About all the many things
That were not fine
That were not fine at all
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Lego Coder retweeted
28 Jan 2020
“Are you busy?”
I have more work for you
“Can I borrow you?”
I’m about to make my problem your problem
“Can I have a word?”
Pack up your desk
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24 Dec 2019
It's the last hour of the last day of working for the year!
Happy Christmas Fellow Coders!
Time for noisy tunes to drown out the Christmas joy.
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23 Dec 2019
Day almost started with a disaster...
The drinks fridge was empty!
Time for a raid in the downstairs office. Caffeine levels restored.
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20 Dec 2019
Well, the start of the day was a disaster of biblical proportions!
No brown sauce in the canteen!
That's the day ruined then.
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19 Dec 2019
I think I must be ill.
I'm full of energy and enthusiasm!
I'm coding at double speed and I don't even have my tunes on.
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Lego Coder retweeted
19 Dec 2019
Weeks of coding can save you hours of planning.
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18 Dec 2019
I hate, hate, hate getting bugs bounced back.
It makes me look like a right Muppet.
Especially when the bug is still present!
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13 Dec 2019
When you're in a bad mood,
There's only 1 thing to do...
Put on the tunes & loose yourself in the code.
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