Sweary. DILLIGAF?

Joined March 2009
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Adding to Sam Matterfaceโ€™s crimes against commentary - heโ€™s just pronounced diaspora as deeaspora. Did Lee Dixon win a competition to get his job? Itโ€™s the only logical reason
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Just ordered 4kg of bacon.
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Just got my ticket through for the test match on Wednesday. ยฃ135! Absurd.
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GrumpyByName ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ retweeted
There are two issues: the principle and this particular bill. However, you stand on the principle of assisted dying ( VERY different from assisted suicide which this bill is sneaking in with the lack of safeguards) this bill is so unsafe it is actually dangerous.
Very sad to see my colleague Lauren Edwards MP bringing the deeply flawed and unsafe Assisted Dying Bill back as a PMB. If it was safe and brilliant why did the Lords sponsor of the bill bring 77 amendments in the Lords? It cannot just be brought back as it is and forced through.
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Funny how so many of the MPs supporting Lauren Edwardsโ€™ proposal to bring back the killing of the vulnerable bill have switched off replies. Almost as if theyโ€™re scared.
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Two years ago Rolls Royce shares were ยฃ4.84. Today theyโ€™re ยฃ13.73. This company has been through the mill several times but is now a British success story.
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maptap.gg June 15 99๐ŸŽฏ 100๐ŸŽฏ 100๐ŸŽฏ 98๐Ÿ”ฅ 99๐ŸŽฏ Final score: 990 very flukey. The bay of fundy is the only place in the world with a bigger tidal range than the Bristol Channel
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ITV has just trailed programmes on โ€œthis autumnโ€. Gonnae go and fuck off. Itโ€™s not even midsummer.
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Jam makers and others who reuse jars - if the label leaves sticky gum behind when you soak it off make a paste of 2 parts bicarb to one part cooking oil, cover the gum with said paste, leave for 30 mins then wash off using a scourer and it comes up clean.
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This Van Gogh was bought by a city art collection (Glasgow) in my lifetime (1974). Unimaginable now. Liverpool, Manchester and Glasgow all have superb collections bought with the wealth they made after the Industrial Revolution. Ironic that so many of their people lived in slums
This is Van Goghโ€™s painting of Alex Reid who used to be married to Jordan.
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At the same time. Very Victorian - โ€œyou can live in slums with awful sanitation but you can have nice pictures to look atโ€. Left us a great legacy but at what cost.
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The gap between our driveway and next doorโ€™s is approximately 6 feet. It is certainly not big enough for a Discovery to park without obstructing both driveways. I really donโ€™t care if youโ€™re visiting the people over the road, parking on a dropped kerb is illegal.
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GrumpyByName ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ retweeted
Quite a lot of misinformation about this sentence from the usual suspects. A brief thread explaining the sentencing powers available to the Judge ๐Ÿงต
Gut wrenching to see four young people jailed for direct action against an arms supplier to Israel. Years in prison for protesting to save lives in Gaza, with 'terrorism' used despite no jury convicting them of it. A truly dangerous attack on the right to protest.
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GrumpyByName ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ retweeted
Anyone else notice they keep posting images of the jailed Palestine Action terrorists holding pet animals to make them look homely & cuddly. Far better to post images of them using a sledgehammer to smash the spine of a police officer. After all - this is why they are in jail.
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I like that itv have paired up Ian wright with Duncan disorderly but then they have to ruin it with Gary bloody Neville
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