I'm a huge hypocrite and I hate almost everything.
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Leviticus Cornbread retweeted
Jun 15
I know this guy. His name is Jimmie Jam. You haven't lived until you have raised hell with Jimmie Jam. What a Legend. 🍻
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This goes for all of New York sports as well.
10 Oct 2025
There is no rule or law that says we have to respect the Dodgers. I choose not to.
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I’m at a really nice resort and this is the channel guide. You can’t search, just gotta let it scroll in this MS DOS font. Hotels and bars have largely yet to figure out…..television.
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Leviticus Cornbread retweeted
May 31
Won a chip got rich and played 14yrs……… suck it Chase
May 30
Nobody should be listening to a soft 7 footer that averaged 4 rebounds a game anyway. @channingfrye
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Rough landing that included a huge tray of coffee cups flying down the aisle, made a huge mess. Now we are stuck on the plane bc they have to readjust the jet bridge, which apparently takes a very long time.
Just a total cluster from start to finish, every time. Even the Alaska lounge was half ass.
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Just a total cluster from start to finish, every time. Even the Alaska lounge was half ass.
30 Dec 2025
Flying Alaska today for the first time in like a year. 20 minutes before boarding we get hit with a two hour delay. Feels good. Pure.
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Leviticus Cornbread retweeted
James Harden just wants to be home watching pornos
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The haters are so fucked.
Joe Burrow, Sam Hubbard and Dexter Lawrence at Bandito (25/05)
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Leviticus Cornbread retweeted
May 25
Scientists finally discovered “seven beers”
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The Bad Boy of the hot dog league.
May 21
Joey Chestnut, the reigning champion and 17-time winner of the Nathan's Famous International Hot Dog Eating Contest, will compete in the July 4 spectacle while on probation after he pleaded guilty to a misdemeanor battery charge.
More via AP:
espn.com/espn/story/_/id/488…
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Rory puts it in the sand, guys yells “USA!”, and Rory tells him to shut the fuck up. Lol. Philly.
The natural instincts of the Philadelphia fans at this golf tournament so badly want to turn this into their own Waste Management Open.
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And CBS seems very annoyed that they have to keep showing people golf now that Scottie is done with his round.
The natural instincts of the Philadelphia fans at this golf tournament so badly want to turn this into their own Waste Management Open.
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The natural instincts of the Philadelphia fans at this golf tournament so badly want to turn this into their own Waste Management Open.
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Randomly watching this Dodgers/Giants game and this umpire is 10,000% concussed after that foul ball to the face. No chance they let him stay in the game if he was a player.
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Late-stage moneyball.
May 14
Pittsburgh Zoo & Aquarium is set to trade gorillas with Boston’s Franklin Park Zoo.
Frankie, Pittsburgh’s 7-year-old male western lowland gorilla, will head to Boston, and in exchange, Boston will send 33-year-old Little Joe the silverback @TribLIVE 🦍
triblive.com/local/regional/…
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I’ve bet Anthony Edwards props twice this postseason and he has left both games with injury. @Timberwolves you can fix this. Send me a small (but thoughtful) gift and I stop betting immediately. No more jinx.
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