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Space⭐Dandy @LewdDandy

The Spaceman of your dreams, baby. (Lewd RP, Straight, Writer Tag: #joman, Rooming with @LoreeSunshine, Minors DNI! 18 ONLY)

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Space⭐Dandy
 @LewdDandy
26 Jun 2020
𝗪𝗵𝗲𝗻 𝗹𝗶𝗳𝗲 𝗴𝗲𝘁𝘀 𝘆𝗮 𝗱𝗼𝘄𝗻, 𝗕𝗼𝗼𝗕𝗶𝗲𝘀 𝗴𝗲𝘁𝘀 𝘆𝗮 𝗯𝗮𝗰𝗸 𝘂𝗽 𝗮𝗴𝗮𝗶𝗻. 𝙼𝚊𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚃𝚑𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚍 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝙳𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚢!
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Hey! His type is ditzy blondes! Is she gonna punish him, too?
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Dandy needs some FAT titties in front of him.
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// I fuckin' hate that Malenia can just whip out Waterfowl Dance like a virgin showing his cock to a pretty girl on Twitter.
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// may have fallen asleep when working from home. Oops--
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"Rukia, you should know I lack self control around some thick cheeks like yours by now!"
ℝ𝕦𝕜𝕚𝕒 𝕂𝕚𝕜𝕦𝕔𝕙𝕚 🐰 @Smol_Reaper
Jun 15
“Y-you could self control too…!”
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"You can't be walkin' around with those cheeks out and NOT expect me to give 'em a slap, baby!"
ℝ𝕦𝕜𝕚𝕒 𝕂𝕚𝕜𝕦𝕔𝕙𝕚 🐰 @Smol_Reaper
Jun 15
“OWdammit!”
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// Holy fuck, I beat the Elden Beast with 70/1500 HP remaining--
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T H W A C K!
ℝ𝕦𝕜𝕚𝕒 𝕂𝕚𝕜𝕦𝕔𝕙𝕚 🐰 @Smol_Reaper
Jun 15
“Sure hope no one smacks me on the rear.”
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He's got a big gun he can show off. Does that count for anythin'?
ᅠ‍‍‍‍ ‍‍ ᅠ‍‍‍‍ ‍‍ ⚡︎ ‍‍𝓬𝒂𝒏𝒅𝒊𝒄𝒆 @KAMINORAITEI
Jun 15
Keep showing off those 𝗯𝗶𝗴 swords.
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// Muse to write is super low. I apologize >~<
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Space⭐Dandy
 @LewdDandy
May 26
Time to get ready for the day. Don't be afraid to join him, baby.
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Space⭐Dandy
 @LewdDandy
Jun 12
You know you want him, baby, just admit it. Playin' hard to get isn't fun. You need him here and now.
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// I have three weddings this year. I've been to four up to this point in my entire life. pls help
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Space⭐Dandy
 @LewdDandy
Jun 12
He needs a cutie kissin' him...
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// I've wanted to play Black Ops 4 just for the zombies because I never really played it when I had it. I refuse to pay a hundred bucks for a game and the DLC that's nearly 10 years old, so I looked on a certain Bay of which some scurvy dogs may hang out... They have all of the Black Ops games EXCEPT BO4.
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Just one? Can't he convince her for more?
Iɳσ. @SofterPetals
Jun 12
Preferable? Hm. One smooch then.
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It's preferable, but not mandatory.
Iɳσ. @SofterPetals
Jun 12
Does it have to be a cutie?
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